I went on a bike ride with madisonmonak and her little bro and his chain on his bike broke and I thought that he said that his butt broke when he told us. So we were waiting for their dad to come and I'm just like, "Don't worry, your butt's only broken because it has a crack in it."
Then the bike gets fixed and we ride back home and that's when their dad blows an air horn and I jump a little bit while Maddy and her brother scream and I laugh.

I then returned home to my mom and told her what happened and she laughed. Then we somehow ended up doing random yoga poses and failing miserably. Then she starts farting a lot and I just look at her and she's like, "This is the only way that I get my gas out."
Me: "What kind of gas are you talking about?"
Mom: "That sounds morbid."
Both proceed to laugh.
Me: "And people wonder why I'm psychotic. It's because I come from this family."

So yeah. That's my life everyone.

-Sky