So there's a Russian half-dragon lady named Muhtricia (Like Patricia but with a 'm'"and she goes to school with a boy named Charnya. They're study buddies and are super close. Nobody knows she can change into an epic dragon, though. One day Muhtricia doesn't show up at school and Charnya gets suspicious. He was supposed to go with her to get his favorite Spongebob Popsicle from their local ice cream shop. On his way home Charnya goes to Muhtricia's house to check on her, he rings the doorbell and no one shows up. Luckily, Charnya knows where she keeps her spare key and goes inside. He doesn't find her anywhere and decides that he'll surprise her with some sandwiches. He may be humble but even he had to admit that he made great sandwiches! Charnya started walking over to her porch when he noticed she was transforming into a dragon. Right before he was going to scream he noticed she was making eye contact, in her majestic and sassy accent she stated "Catch me my love." She then snarfed down his sandwiches and flew off into the sunset. Charnya relished the moment for a little longer before walking back inside.He wouldn't bother with questions, she was obviously a dragon and there wasn't much else to it. On her table he noticed was a blank worksheet; they were study buddies so the irony of it all was that she didn't even finish her homework!