Last Christmas I remember running around crazy

Somehow this Christmas I feel sort of lazy

I don't feel that same happiness and joy

I don't care about the present and toys

I'm not counting down the days to go

I'm not winding up the Santa toy to here ho ho ho

Putting on my black nail polish and spreading the evil cheer

Christmas just got a new meaning this year

I remember when I was little oh what days

Reading stories of reindeer and giving Santa praise

I wonder who actually made that Santa dude up

They had to be drinking out of a giant cups

To actually think of a giant jolly fatty who rides reindeers

And not to mention we only see him one time a year

So here's to all the children who dreams I'm crushing

At least I'm telling the truth ; your parents are bluffing