VAMPIRES IN VENICE

I HAD A CALL FROM THE DOCTOR, a weird call that I was not expecting but I was told to come to earths present day so here I am, squished in a cake next to the doctor for Rory's stag do.

What I heard from the doctor is that Rory finally got down on one knee to Amy soon after the both of us took off the day of prisoner zero.

So i found it odd when I was invited temporarily on this stag do. The doctor said he is going to take Rory and Amy somewhere so they can bond as a couple again because apparently my sister had a thing for the doctor.  'snog my face off' in the doctors words which only made me laugh when I met him outside the pub.

"So you invited me here to pop out of a cake." I whispered as we waited patiently to push in "I bet you they are expecting a stripper."

"They are." The doctor said moving his arm which poked into my side

"Hey watch out it's cramped in here." I Said as I felt the big cake moving

"Ooo nearly there" the doctor whispered as we finally stopped

"3"

"2"

"1"

"Hello." Me and the doctor shouted as we bursted out of the cake at the same time. We were faced with people we didn't know, who were wearing a T-shirt with Rory and Amy on, but it was not Rory.

The doctor turned around and I could hear him as he shouted "Rory"

I turned as well looking at Rory who was shocked that we jumped out of his cake, i was also looked at by his many friends.

"That's I relief, I thought we had burst out the wrong cake, again, well me again, and that's reminds me there is a girl outside in a bikini" The doctor said

"You left her outside, I didn't even see her." I Said as the doctor nodded his head

"Someone get her a jumper." He said

"So I literally come to just burst out of a cake." I Said getting out and picking up my knee high , high healed boots so they weren't down to my ankles

"Yes, well, the girls name is Lucy, lovely girl, diabetic." The doctor said as he looked at me.

"And yes I talked to her while you went to pee."

"I didn't even know there was a girl, she must be freezing in that alleyway." I said as I looked at Rory who looked at me puzzled

"Oh it's me again, Alex, yanno Amy's sister. Thanks for the invite by the way to the wedding , kinda have to talk to you all about that." I threw a disgusted face at Rory as the doctor interrupted.

"Now then, rory, we need to talk about your fiancé." The doctor clapped as he leant on the cake he was still in.

"She tried to kiss me, but your a lucky man she's is a great kisser." The doctor was stopped by me slapping the back of his head as all Rory's friends oooo and ahhh.

"Doctor, we didn't need to tell him that, we want the wedding to still happen." I Said as the doctor looked at me innocently and shrugged his shoulders then he looked around him as everyone stared at him in shock

"It's funny what you can say in your head and it sounds fine." I looked at the doctor and shook my head

"Well that's all I came for, not to see you, well I was going to join you but I don't want to witness the murder of the doctor or the break up of my sister so, I'll see you again, doctor, future brother in law." I nodded at Rory and blew a kiss to the doctor as he pretended to catch it.

I turned on my heal and walked out to my Tardis. But not before passing Lucy on the way. She was lucky I grabbed a jumper off the coat rail by the door

"Here you go." I chucked it at her and she caught it thanking me as I walked down the ally, behind the pub, to teleport home, not before getting an immediate text alert off river.