Admin: Recently, I got drunk on some Danish alcohol! It was burning my throat and it made me feel warm and dizzy but I still loved it! Anyways, I said some confusing and weird stuff when I was drunk and unfortunately, I remember most of those things that I said! Best part is that I was talking about Hetalia most of the time!! I'll only list the ones that are related to the Nordic countries!

"Wow! This whatever-its-called was made in Nor-mark! Denmark? What?"

(In the tune of Darude Sandstorm.) "De-de-de-de-Denmark (x2), de-de-de-de-de-de-de-Denmark!!"
And that repeats over and over again!

"I bet Iceland tastes like ice cream!"

"Is Finland Russia or is Russia Finland?"

"I love Funland! Funland is fun!! *Rest is censored because I started chanting a Finnish swear word*"

"Sweden! Sweden! Sweden! Sweden! JaaaaaAAAAA!!"
Anyone around me at that moment would've had bleeding ears!

"Nunway! I mean Noway! Wah!!"
Don't worry! I corrected myself in the end after laughing at the fact that I basically called Norway a nun!

Now imagine Denmark saying these stuff when he's drunk-