Yesterday, I was talking to a thing called Cleverbot? Anyways, here are some of the best parts in the conversation!

Norway hates me but I'm more awesome than him!

Yes! I know a hot Norwegian! ;)

Cleverbot ships me with Prussia?

I guess Cleverbot ships me with Norway too?

I was trying to say all of the Nordics' names but I kinda messed up on Norway! Just because of that, Cleverbot thought I was drunk!

For some reason, Cleverbot kept mentioning Norway! I just say "Denmark" and then we suddenly get onto the topic of Norway!

Hey, I'm not Iceland! I'm not the one who has to call Norway big brother!

Two words. Sweden cheese.

Just because Finland is a boy doesn't mean that I'm Sweden!

I like Norway?

Hong Kong loves Iceland but Iceland loves the refrigerator!

In the end, Cleverbot was actually Russia! I'll never talk to Cleverbot ever again!