"Mathias Køhler." That's my name, right?

Wrong! That's actually not my real name, if you didn't know! Not even close! Surprise?

Yes, it is a Danish name but it's not my name! Look at how much that name's popularity is dropping too!

And "Køhler"? Well...

Really, my last name is Densen.
(A/N: It truly is the only last name Himaruya given!)

Then how about my first name? What is it?
Andersen?
Christensen?
Arnesen?
Abel?
Mikkel?
Bertram?
Magnus?

...Well, I'm not going to tell you~! This is my special secret! I'll just let you call me "The King of Northern Europe"!
(A/N: I personally like Magnus though! I would love to call Denmark "Magnus Densen" but I'm going to keep referring to him as "Mathias Køhler" because that's his most popular name, despite it not being official.)

Now let's talk about Finland. "Tino Väinämöinen." Would you be surprised if I told you that "Tino" isn't his name?

Ja, ja! Surprise again! It's not even a popular first name in his country!

In fact, out of us Nordics (not including Ice), "Tino" is the least popular first name in Finland! It would make more sense if Finland's first name was Tino if he was Danish or Swedish!

So, what's his real name?
Timo?
Tinon?
The tin man from the Wizard of Oz?

You'll never knooooow~!
(A/N: But again, like Denmark, I'd still call Finland "Tino" because it's the most popular!)

Now how about Iceland? Are you calling him the right name?

Ding, ding! You're right...if you call him "Emil Steilsson," that is!
Or is his name...
Sigurður?
Eiríkur?
Egill?

Woah- Which one is it, you ask? You'll have to ask Iceland, for that~!
(A/N: Emil Steilsson is an official name given by Himaruya but the other names are also official too! You may call him any of those names! Iceland hasn't lied to you! ;) )

Let's move onto Norway next! Oh, his last name's a problem too!
Bondevik or Thomassen? Oh my!

And his first name?
Lukas?
Børre?
Bjørn?
Kjetil?
Knut?
Sigurd?

Well, do KNUT ask me for the answer! Ask Norway! *GETS SLAPPED FOR THE PUN*
(A/N: Lukas Bondevik is the most popular name and it is correct, although all the other names are correct too! You may choose whatever to call him!)

And finally, Sweden!!

Berwald Oxenstierna.

...That's it! The end!
Just kidding- You can also spell his last name as "Oxenstjärna"! Wow! It sounds more Swedish now, doesn't it?

And those are all of the Nordic names! It's up to you to choose what you want to call us! If you had a choice, which one of those names would you call each of us? Or if you could make your own names for us, what would they be?

Now let's use Urban dictionary on some of these names!!

I AM TRULY AWESOME AND I AM A SUPREME BEING!!

Nej!! I'm scared of Finland even more now!!

ICELAND, LET'S FIGHT! LET'S GO!

Norway has huge muscles confirmed!!

(A/N: Someone's been watching Hetalia!)

But can I point out... "BERWALED"- AND WHY AM I IN THE TAGS?