Satan took Kuraokami out to try some boba tea.

Satan: Well, did you enjoy your boba?

Kura: Yeah, it was pretty good. Sweet and pleasant. Like you, in 2 % of the cases.

Satan: ... ouch. That was a stab right in the back of my ego. I elect to ignore that, though. After all, I wasn't born to please people.

Kura: That's fine. For the most part, you're doing it anyway.

Satan: 2% ain't the most time, though. Unless there's something wrong with my understanding of numbers. Which I wouldn't exactly doubt, given how much I suck at Maths. :)

Kura: I mean, people do like you most of the time, but you're seldom, like, sweet to them.

Satan: What do I need to be sweet for? I'm not a cake.