Fusaaki met up with Hiruko and his little brother at Faystorm's big indoor pool. They get into a chat over a few sandwiches.

Fusaaki: Okay, so... about Eros. That dude. Is completely. Clueless.

Hiruko: Maybe he just acts this way? I don't think the literal god of love would be clueless to this kinda stuff.

Fusaaki: I mean... Not clueless about it. But about what it does to the people around him.

Hiruko: You think?

Fusaaki: Yeah. I'm straight, goddamnit! That he's a shapeshifter doesn't make it any better!

Hiruko: Straight, huh. Pfft, not for long. Oh man, I feel sorry for you. Your life is truly hard indeed.

Otokata: What if he turns into a girl? Would that be more appealing to you? *he asks innocently- and oblivious to the fucking nerve that would strike* I mean, if him being a guy is not okay for you and he can turn into anything he wants, maybe he could turn into a woman instead?

Hiruko: That's a genius idea, Toka!

Otokata: Really?

Hiruko: Yeah. Tell him to shapeshift into a girl, Fusaaki.

Fusaaki: ... Are you guys serious...