In a church, seven people were fighting. Well, more like rapping. A cyan-haired dwarf, Boyfriend, had just defeated the local nun, Sarvente in a rap battle, her husband, Ruv, stepping up to take her place. After Zavodila ended, all hell broke loose.

Sarv POV

Ugh, that blue-haired brat! I thought. "Sorry Sarv." Ruv said from behind me. "It's okay Ruv." I said back. I stepped up to Boyfriend. "May God forgive you..." I said. He looked confused for a moment, then realization dawned on him that I was about to do something bad. My demon transformation took place. It hurt, but it's worth it to see the look on his face. "...But I won't..." I growled, finishing my earlier sentence. Gospel started playing, and like I suspected, he couldn't keep up. Girlfriend dragged her boyfriend out of the church. I landed and my two daughters and son cheered, then they were cut off, looking at something behind me. I turned and my eyes widened. The other nuns were looking at us in horror. They chased us out. I was horrified. "DAMNIT! HOW COULD I HAVE BEEN SO STUPID?!" I screamed, tears welling in my eyes. We had nowhere to stay, no money, food, or water. We were broke.

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Alright I'm gonna end this here. I had forgotten most of Sarv's dialogue before Gospel, so if anyone knows it you can comment it below. Thanks for reading and have a nice day/afternoon/evening/night!

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