Percy: Hey guys! Where were you all?

Annabeth: They were reading The Lightening Thief, advised by Nico.

Jason: Bro, you were awesome! I mean fighting Ares without any training! WOW!

Percy: So you accept that I am better!

Jason: HOLD ON! Now when did I say THAT!

Percy: Bro, just now you -

Piper: Stop It you two! All I would like to say is that Percy, your brain is seriously weird.... had it not been for Annie you would have been dead

Annabeth: Thank the gods! Someone is on my side. Wait a minute... what did you just call me?

Leo: Relax gurls, Bad boy Supreme, Leo is here!

Annabeth and Piper: Shut it Valdez!

Leo: Okay, jeez guys. But those flying shoes were awesome! I need to build them!

Frank: I'll order one!

Leo: Nah, they'll be limited edition. Not for Chinese baby mans

Frank: You didn't just -

Leo: Calm down Fai. I didn't call you Chinese Baby Man! I called for a koi

Frank: You. Have. Crossed. Your. Limits

*Percy and Jason squabble*

*Annabeth and Piper bicker*

*Frank and Leo battle*

Hazel: Hey guys, did you read here that it says Smelly Gabe punched the lights out of Percy!

Everyone stops fighting and gapes at Hazel. Then they stare at Percy.

Annabeth: Anyone up for a trip to the Underworld?

The Seven minus Percy: You bet!

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