So this is after the demigods read Percy Jackson and the Staff Of Hermes.

Piper: Percy you make such a cute boyfriend!

Annabeth: But he is really forgetful.

Jason: Wait! Are you saying I am not a good boyfriend!

Hazel: Lord Merc- I mean Hermes lost is staff!

Hermes: How many times do I have to say that IT WAS STOLEN!

Connor: Dad, we disown you -

Travis: as our father.

Katie: Shut up you two! George and Martha are so nice.

Martha: Thank you dear.

George: Do you have rats?

Percy: It still doesn't make sense that Gods have to worry about double parking.

Jason: Is Percy really a better boyfriend than I am?

Leo: Wow. You have a laser mode staff! And I totally need to make that shield Annabeth has!

Piper: Ugh. I hate underground places. And Cacus is fortunate he didn't meet my mom.

Hazel: I think he could have done with a makeover

Leo: I didn't need to know he was a son of Hephaestus.

-insert gagging-

Frank: If there were rats in there couldn't you catch them on your own?

George: No, but could you turn into a rat? I'm sure you'll taste delicious

Martha: George!

Jason: Pipes, I need to know whether I am a good boyfriend or not!

Piper:*charmspeaks* Jason shut up.

Nico: That was a nice fight.

*everyone jumps*

Hazel: Nico! Speak more and stop scaring everyone!

George: Do you have rats? Dead will do.

Leo: That laser mode is so cool!

Hazel: *sighs*
Percy you really know how to offend every monster.

Annabeth: Oh also, I AM NOT A WEAPON!

Percy: Jeez Wise Girl, that was a compliment

Martha: *sighs* That had been one ratty meal.

George: But I need a Frankie Rat now!

Frank: :^(

Hazel: Awww Percy that was a really nice treat!

George: Did it have rats?

Leo: I WANT AN OLYMPUS EXPRESS CREDIT CARD!!!

George: Does it buy rats?

Martha: No. Thank Hermes.

Frank:*yelps* Someone get George a rat or he is going to eat me in rat form!

George: FRANKIE RAT!!!!

LOL. I just love Martha and George. Martha a little more cause she keeps George on his toes. Or tail.... Whatever

Whom do you like much?

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