Rick is writing Apollo's Trials in his office, happy that for some days no demigods have come to trouble him.
Just then Piper walks in, covered in scars, with an angry expression on her face and a book in her hand

Piper: What in Tartarus is this!

Rick:
*reads*
But now that Piper looked at him, he looked unimpressive. Especially next to Jason.

Piper: I DID NOT THINK THAT!

Rick: *gulps* Uh... how does it matter

*cue sounds of pounding and screaming of angry fangirls outside Rick's office*

Piper: Explain this to them! They just wouldn't leave me and why the heck is my charmspeak not working on them?!

Rick: uh... fangirls are pretty powerful...

The fangirls break down the door and rush in

Piper:*charmspeaks* Stop! I did not think that Percy is unimpressive

Fangirl 1: Launch attack 3562 on Rick Troll Riordan!

Rick is surrounded by a mob if angry fangirls who throw books, pens pencils and whatever they can find. A couple of minutes later his son arrives

Rick's son: Dad? Never mind...

*looks at Piper*

Wow. You are gorgeous

The fangirls turn to look at him with wide eyes

Fangirls: You are sooo not going to break Jiper!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fangirl 1: ITS JASPER!!!

Fangirl 2: OH MY FREAKING GODS! DO YOU SEE THIS! THIS IS THE MANUSCRIPT OF APOLLO'S TRIALS!!!

*cue gasps, squealing and screaming and a stampede*

Piper: And I thought fangirls hate spoilers....

Me: I DO!

Piper: ......

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