"I still think this is the worst idea I've ever heard. And that's coming from me."

"First of all," Leo raises a finger. "Rude. Second of all," He raises another finger and points to himself. "I know what I'm doing."

Percy is unimpressed. "Do you?"

"Uh, yeah!" Leo snorts indignantly. "What, do you think I'm a huge hot mess?"

"No, Leo," Percy tells him calmly. "I know you're a huge hot mess."

"You're an awful date, Percy." Leo grumbles, fixing his tie. "Significant others are supposed to build eachother up! You're supposed to say, 'oh Leo, your muscles look great in that suit' or, 'oh Leo, your hair is just dashing."

Percy smirks a little. "But then I'd be lying."

"You suck, Jackson."

Percy laughs.