Sky updated her status: MOM! Stop trying to make me use a dagger! I'm a bow and arrow person!

Comments:

Artemis: Well I'm sorry that I want you to learn different ways to fight!

Apollo: Sis, stop. Let me teach her how its done. ;)

Nico Di Angelo: YOU'RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE NEAR MY GIRLFRIEND APOLLO!!!

Apollo: Chill dude. I was going to have uncle niece time with her.

Zeus: Would that mean that I'm her grandpa?

Artemis: Yup. Which would mean that Thalia is our sister Apollo!

Apollo: NOOOOOO!!! NOW I CAN'T DATE THALIA!

Thalia: YESSSSS!!! MY MISTRESS IS MY SISTER!!!

Percy: Ö! I'm confused.

Annabeth: When aren't you confused seaweed brain?

Percy: Good point Anna-... HEY! I'M SMART TOO!

Athena: Oh yeah? What's the square root of 36?!

Percy: 6

Athena, Annabeth, All the smart people in the world, Entire CHB, Entire CJ, All Greek and Roman Gods: OoO... WHAT?!

Poseidon: THAT'S MY SON!!!

Athena: How did you know that?!

Percy: We're learning square roots in math class next trimester so I'm getting ready for it with the help of Annabeth of course.

Aphrodite: YES! PERCABETH IS SPENDING TIME TOGETHER!!!

Athena: GET AWAY FROM MY DAUGHTER SEA SCUM!!!

Percy: I'M NOT A SCUM!! I WOULD GO THROUGH TARTARUS... ALONE... FOR ANNABETH, TAKE A SWORD FOR HER, GET KILLED WITH A SWORD, DAGGER, ARROW, IT DOESN'T MATTER, WHICHEVER TO MY ACHELOUS(sp? I'll pretend yes) HEEL! I KILLED SPIDERS FOR HER TOO! I LOVE HER AND YOU CAN'T CHANGE THAT!

Everyone in universe: *speech less with wide eyes*

Athena: Well then, I g-give you p-permiss-ssion to date Annabeth.

Percy: Really? Thank you Lady Athena!

Athena: You've proven yourself worthy boy. Take care of her.

Percy: I will!