Gods:

ZEUS- So you puny...

Demigods:

PERCY- Let me just interrupt...

Don't you know what we go through every day?!

Go up against demons, and in your name!

ANNABETH- I solved an endless maze, and I found a stupid statue

Do I even get a thanks? NOPE! Screw its value!

NICO- A frickin casino is where you put me!

All because I'm not the one in the Prophecy!

THALIA- And the Titans, too! What fruit have they brought?

They were locked in the pit of Tartarus to rot!

Gods:

ZEUS- How dare you mortals interrupt me?!

I'm the Lord of the Universe, you defy your king?!

ATHENA- We can blast these near mortals to smithereens

So can we focus on battling the Titans, PLEASE?!

POSEIDON- Though the ocean may have gotten high-tide,

I recall the Water War being a huge landslide!

HADES- I really hate my job, but it's better than none

Cause the demigods are weak, and the Titans are done!

Titans:

KRONOS- I'm not finished yet! What are you thinking?

Your brain is ill from all that drinking!

HYPERION- Your lights are dull, I'm brighter than you!

Look at me wrong, I'll burn you through!

OCEANUS- A huge landslide? I call BS!

Your palace will crumble like the rest.

RHEA- We're the oldest here, and that's a fact.

That's why you should fear our attack!

Demigods:

JASON- The oldest, huh? Nobody cares!

Your throne only lasted for a few short years.

LEO- And Olympians, what's with you guys?

You claim to be so fair and wise?

PIPER- You abandon us! Leave us your chores!

Like slashing through the monster hordes.

FRANK- I'm done already! What a pointless fight!

ALL- We can't even tell what's wrong or right!

Gods:

HERMES- Hey, you can't quit! We're not done with you yet!

We need you to face this evil threat!

ARTEMIS- I can see why they would, but I don't approve

Where can they go, where will they move?

APOLLO- Who cares at this point? We can still take them on!

I'll just keep shooting flaming arrows till their gone!

HERA- Can I kill the disrespectful daughter of Athena?

ATHENA- Sorry, Hera, but you're not gonna!

Titans:

THEIS- These people are driving me up the wall!

Why haven't we killed them, are they not small?

THEMIS- I'm starting to see why we're all hated

This family gathering is so debated.

COEUS- Let's kick it up a notch, strike hard and fast!

The half-bloods are weak and the Gods won't last!

KRONOS- I may be gone, but I'll finish the job...

ALL- The Titans will rule...

IAPETUS- Hello, I'm Bob!

Everyone in rap battle:

Um...

Who won? You decide!