- a dead fish
- several dozen shiny rocks
- a ferrari, that was immediately destroyed by monsters
- a shirt that says "Im With Stupid" but the arrow is pointig up
- an english to italian dictionary of just profanity and cuss words
- a pile of bones of unknown origin or species
- a large and possibly cursed diamond he pulled out of the ground
- a sweater that says "Mama's Special Boy" in sparkly letters
- a pair of black socks, which he steals back and regifts to him every single year