Conversation 11: Percy and Athena

Percy: hey Lady Athena

Percy: Question: can I have my cock out of your Parthenon?

Athena: PERCY. That is disgusting. I'm on Olympus. Call your idiot father. You're not being funny, and STAY AWAY FROM ANNABETH.

Percy: Oh my gods sorry...

Percy: I wrote cook out. The camp is having a cook out in front of the Parthenon in Athens.

Athena: Your idiot father should've taught you better than this.

Percy: IT WAS AN GODSDAMN AUTOCORRECT

Conversation 12: Zeus and Thalia

Thalia: What's new on Olympus? Anything fun?

Zeus: Eh, same old, same old.

Zeus: Did your brother tell you that he got AIDS this semester?

Thalia: WHAT? WTF? No one told me. I'm calling you.

Zeus: sorry not AIDS. All A's- not sure what happened. My phone changed it.

Thalia: Oh thanks the gods. I was about to go to cabin 1 and yell at Jason for having AIDS. WOW DAD WOW.

Conversation 13: Ares and Clarisse

Ares: how's Camp half-blood?

Clarisse: great, how's everything back at mount Olympus?

Ares: so far so good, taking care of your Rottweiler pussy. Thought I pulled a dick out of your pussy.

Clarisse: A what out of where?

Ares: a tick out of your puppy. Dammit.

Clarisse: LOL dad.

Conversation 14: Athena and Malcolm

Athena: where are you?

Malcolm: coming to mount Olympus, just got suspended.

Athena: GODS DAMN IT MALCOLM. What did you do now?

Athena: I am really pissed off.

Athena: you're in big trouble, mister.

Malcolm: whoa mom. Chill out. I got suspenders. For dad for his birthday.

Conversation 15: Aphrodite and Piper

Piper: hey mom can you do me a favor?

Aphrodite: hi what's up?

Piper: can you help me get this tampon out?

Aphrodite: Piper are you serious? You're almost 16. Call your doctor if the string broke.

Piper: OH MY GODS WTF no that is not what I meant

Piper: I wrote tangle, there is a huge knot in my hair from swimming with Leo and Jason! Lol haha funny!

Conversation 16: Leo and Katie

Leo: everything is ok with your bed. The screws seem to be in place, but the back board is a little loose. And don't worry! Have fun at the party! I wasn't invite anyway...

Leo: oh and PS, I smelled your panties on the way in. THEY. SMELL. LIKE. HEAVEN.

Katie: LOL LEO! Reread your text, LMFAO

Leo: Pansies! Oh my gods, that was embarrassing. I swear I would never do that to you.

Katie: sure Leo... sure... and get away from my panties! Lol! Hahaha!

Conversation 17: Poseidon and Percy

Poseidon: where do you want me to hang up these photos of the sea by Ansel Adams?

Percy: please put that one in the cabin, above the black blowupdoll

Percy: oh gods

Poseidon: Black blow up doll, eh? Where's that exactly?

Percy: no dad I'm sorry.

Percy: the black bureau

Poseidon: let's pretend this convo never happened.

Percy: got ya dad.

Conversation 18: Annabeth and Athena

Annabeth: There's a burglar in my cabin!

Athena: OH MY GODS CALL CHIRON IM COMING INTO CAMP HALF BLOOD RIGHT NOW

Annabeth: No there's a burglar in my cabin!

Athena: I know I'm coming. Annabeth call Chiron I'm coming there.

Annabeth: there's a S P I D E R in my cabin!

Athena: a spider? Are you kidding me? Go call Chiron.

Conversation 19: Demeter and Katie

Demeter: Hello Katie if you are not busy, I would love it if you could munch on my box later

Demeter: MUNCH on my box like we talked about on Monday

Demeter: OH Crap.

Katie: Uh...

Demeter: m u l c h my garden box please thanks love mom.

Katie: haha wow mom.

Conversation 20: Hera and Ares

Ares: Hey mom, dad broke his arm.

Hera: OHMYGODS is he ok? What happened?

Ares: he slipped and fell on the black dick

Ares: the black dick I mean

Ares: the back dick

Hera: why is Zeus riding black dicks? LFMAO! Do you mean "back deck"?

Ares: yes black dick. Passed out on pain pills now.