WINNER'S CHAPTER!!!
Congrats to @shadowsleek for winning my contest!
I loved your idea! So original!
Thanks for sendind the entries guys! It was amazing to read them and laugh at your characters! I can't thank you enough for getting more entries than last time!
Enjoy her entry! :D
A/N: I did fix a few of the usernames, but I decided not to change the gods's usernames... I might later. Thought I should mention that.
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Zeus has updated his status: Apollo, Artemis, Athena, and Hades. You're grounded for the next three years!
Comments:
Athena: WHAT!?
Artemis: COME OOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNN!!!!
Apollo: They started it!
Hades: YOU CAN'T GROUND ME! I'M OLDER THAN YOU!
Zeus: To BAD! Your punishment: You will spend three days a week at CHB and pretend to be normal teenagers. Yes, even you Hades!
Athena: This is unacceptable!
Apollo: I have stuff to do man!
Artemis: As do I
Zeus: That's why its only 3 days a week
Hades: WHO'S GOING TO TAKE OVER MY RESPONSIBILITIES IN THE UNDERWORLD ITS KINDA A 24/7 JOB!!!!!!
Zeus: The first willing volunteer
Crickets: *Are woken up in the middle of the day and are forced to chirp*
Percy Jackson: ...
Poseidon: ...
Demeter: ...
Persephone: ...
Crickets: chirp chirp. . . .chirp
Nico: *sighs* Ok, I'll do it.... *dashes off to be King of the Underworld*
Hades: Nice to know that my son will so willing de-throne me -_-
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Athena has updated her status: Ok, how do you demigods usually enter the camp?
Comments:
Percy Jackson: Gasp! You don't know something!?
Athena: Not what I meant Sea Scum. Nevermind
Artemis: Suck it up Athena, it not like they won't know
Apollo; C'mon lets get this over with
Apollo; *Backs away slowly* Is that Hades?
Hades: Yes that is Hades
Artemis: Well this is creepy
Athena; I know. . .
Athena; Father?
Zeus: You called?
Athena: For once, yes.
Athena: Is there anything specific you wish us to do when we enter the camp?
Zeus: Just go to your cabins, don't kill or curse anyone and act like normal demigods --- so only be half yourself.
Zeus: Now if you'll excuse me, I have a Sproose Goose to steal. . .I mean buy
Zeus: You didn't see that
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Apollo has updated his status: I am walking across the border
Comments:
Apollo: I am walking through the woods
Apollo: I am incinerating monsters like a boss
Apollo: Athena is glaring at me
Apollo: Athena is telling me to shut up
Apollo: Athena is hot
Apollo: But I am hotter ;)
Apollo: Athena just tried to stab me, but I'm too fats for her
Apollo: I mean fast
Apollo: I just jumped out of her reach
Apollo: I afihipbnskjdfhbsoiufghoijmmmmmmmm,.
Apollo: This is Athena.
Apollo: Apollo can't come to the phone right now, please leave a message after I throw him into the lake
Apollo: Thank you for your cooperation
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Hazel has updated her status: Do you guys think that the unicorns from CJ are ok?
Comments:
Jason: I don't know, we barely made it out alive
Frank: Why don't you think about something else
Sexy SCOTA2: Like me smexiness!
Apollo: You not smexy! Me smexy!
Apollo: Why did Annabeth just run into the Apollo cabin and slam the door like she's being chased by spiders?
Percy Jackson: There may or may not be some shirtless pictures of me that she's trying to hide from her mom. . .who is suddenly the same age as her
Hazel: That is inappropriate behavior Percy!
Hazel: She's smart enough to remember what you look like with your shirt off, do not insult her intelligence with pictures
Frank: O.o
Frank: Hazel, is that really you?
Nico: What have you people done with my innocent wittle sister!?
ANNABETH CHASE HAS LOGGED ON
Annabeth Chase: Percy! You had to tell everyone! My mom is watching!
Athena: *twitch*
Malcolm: Annabeth
Annabeth Chase: What?
Malcolm: You now have your chance to redesign the Athena cabin, mom is tearing the place apart looking for the photos. . .and your phone.
Annabeth Chase: Gods. . .I have my phone. I don't think I can sleep there tonight. Lord Poseidon?
Poseidon: Thou called?
Annabeth Chase: Yeah, may I have your permission to sleep in your cabin tonight? My mother is at camp and I'm afraid she's going kill me. . .or Percy
Poseidon: Yes of course
Chiron: NO! AGAINST CAMP POLICY!!! I FORBID IT!
Annabeth Chase: Fine, Aphrodite. . .?
Aphrodite: I'm here
Annabeth Chase: Same question, but insert your cabin
Aphrodite: I'd actually rather have you sleep in Percy's cabin for the night hehe ;)
Annabeth Chase: Umm...
Poseidon: Nope! Not gonna happen! I don't want anymore grandchildren at the moment! Annabeth, you're not sleeping with Percy!
Athena: JACKSON!
Poseidon: I didn't mean it like that. I meant. . .oh never mind
Malcolm: Holy Hades! What was that!?
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Annabeth Chase has updated her status: MOM!!!!!!???
Comment:
Athena: Yes?
Annabeth Chase: You'll be staying in the cabin with us?
Athena: Yes
Annabeth Chase: Excuse me for a moment
ANNABETH CHASE HAS LOGGED OFF
Percy Jackson: Um. . .why did Annabeth just run into the sword area screaming, quote
Percy Jackson: ZEUS! WHAT DID I EVER DO TO YOU!!!! unquote
Athena: I haven't the faintest clue
Athena: Jackson! NOW THAT I AM STUCK IN THIS A CURSE'D CAMP I WILL BE KEEPING STRICT SUPERVISION ON YOU AND ANNABETH!
Percy Jackson: Yes ma'am
Percy Jackson: Annabeth I would clear the history on you phone right now if I were you
Athena: I can see this!
Percy Jackson: Annabeth RUN!
Apollo: DON'T RUN! SHE MIGHT MAKE YOU CRASH THE SUN INTO CAMP JUPITER! ATHENA IS CRAY CRAY CRAY!
Athena: EXCUSE ME!
Reyna: Speaking of CJ! Is NOBODY GOING TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT THAT!?
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Malcolm had uploaded a multimedia: [Picture of a really pale, but handsome guy, in black jeans with a silver chain hanging down the side, and black t-shirt that something like 'Death is the answer to everything' and black shoes, his slightly curly black hair was messed in the popular I-just-woke-up messy style. The guy was throwing his arms around a teenaged Athena, who was about 16 with chocolate brown hair hanging loose that reached down to her waist. The picture caught them in mid action. Athena turning in shock and both of them melt into a churning wall of shadows.]
Comments:
Nico: Uh. . .just to be clear, that's not me
Athena: Get your hands off me Hades!
Percy Jackson: Um...
Jason: Um...
Annabeth Chase: Um is right
Nico: Dad?
Hades: yes?
Nico: You're the guy in that picture?
Hades: Yes. . .
Drew; Your dad is hot!
Frank: uh...
Hazel: I don't know how to respond to this
Reyna: So this is camp Half-Blood
Octavian: Strange Greeks....
Poseidon: What did you do with Athena?
Hades: She's in my cabin, locked in a closet
Hades: And I stole her phone
Nico: YOU LOCKED HER IN MY CLOSET!?!?!?!?!?!? D:
Nico: WITHOUT A PHONE!!!!????
Hades: Why is that bad?
Nico: My new will was in there....
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I hoped you enjoyed it! Thanks again for everyone who entered! It was super hard to choose the best, but I really like the concept of this one! Have a great Friday everybody!
An update from ME coming sooooon!
(PS: I might continue off of this idea. >:D)
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