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Nico Di'Angelo has a new status :

Someone stole my sword. Whoever did it better watch there back.

Comments:

Percy: Someone give his sword back before I am forced to hide in bunker 9 with Leo again.

Leo: GIVE IT BACK BEFORE PRECY HIDES IN BUNKER 9 AGAIN!

Piper: idk where it is.

Annabeth: Did you check under your bed Nico?

Nico: I've looked everywhere. Literally.

Zeus: o-O stalker.

Athena: I KNEW I FELT SOMEONE IN MY TEMPLE!

Poseidon: question. HOW DID YOU GET TO MY KINGDOM?

Nico: I took Percy in his sleep.

Percy: *facepalm*

Jason: who wants to go to McDonalds?

Piper: really Jason? Really?

Jason: what?

Percy: *facepalm again*

Leo: can we focus please? I DON'T WANT PERCY MESSING UP MY BUNKER AGAIN!

Hades: I think I see it... Never mind it was just a piece of metal.

Nico: That's it. I'm coming for you Percy

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Travis Stoll has a new status:

Somebody have a place where me and Conner can hide Nico's sword?

Comments:

Nico: Travis Stoll if you don't give me back my sword I swear by the River Styx...

Percy: interrupting cow!

Nico: WHAT THE HADES PERCY!

Percy: I didn't want you to finish that.

Conner: should we give it back Travis?

Travis: ummm. No.

Nico: STOLLS!!!!!!!!

Hades: throw it in Tarterus.

Zeus: hide it in one of Apollo's cows.

Apollo: not my cows! Anything but my cows!

Artimus: shove it down Apollos throat.

Travis: awesome idea Artimus! :D

Hermes: boys. Give Nico back his sword before George and Martha cancel your cell serves.

Conner: *gulps*

Travis: *sighs* fine. I'll meet you at my cabin in 5 Nico.

Nico: ok.

~Travis Stoll has logged off~

~Nico Di'Angelo has logged off~

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Jason Grace has a new status:

I wonder what it's like being a poptart...

Comments:

Percy: what the hades? Who wants to be a poptart?

Poptartlover555: I do!

Annabeth: ahhhhhhhh another mortal!

Poptartlover555: I just wanted to say that.

~Poptartlover555 has deleted her account~

Piper McLain has a new status:

Jason's being super weird....

Comments:

Annabeth:IKR!!!!!!

Rachel: he's getting on my nerves.

Thalia: he's being too weird for his own good.

Frank: BANANAS!!!!!!!!!

Hazel: what the hades Frank!

Frank: I just felt like saying bananas. Is that bad?

Thalia: yes. Yes it is.

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~Megan Ravis has joined FaceBook~

Comments:

Annabeth: FINALLY! IM NOT THE ONLY SANE PERSON ON HERE!

Percy: Hey Meg!

Megan: Hi Percy!

Hazel: Hi-ya Meg!

Megan: hey Haz!

Leo: MEG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Megan: LEO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Leo: wanna have a screaming contest?

Megan: YOU BET!!!!!!!!!

Leo: meet you at bunker 9 in 3 ok?

Megan: OK!!!!!!!!!

~Leo Valdez has logged off~

~Megan Ravis has logged off~

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Percy Jackson has a new status:

I can here Meg and Leo all the way from bunker 9. Should I be worried?

Comments:

Piper: I don't think so...

CB Rocks: I can here them to. There so freakin annoying.

Tyler Jackson: I think I'm mentality dying inside because of them screaming.

Grover: THERE UPSETTING THE TREES!!!!!!!!!

Annabeth: call down goat boy.

Zeus: WHAT IS THAT RAKET?

Piper: Leo and Meg screaming.

Athena: is my child making all that noise?

Annabeth: *nods* Meg's a little crazy.

Hades: WHAT THE HADES IS THAT NOISE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Nico: it's ok dad. It's ok.

~Sarah Grace has joined Facebook~

Comments:

Jason: SARAH!!!!!!!!!!!

Thalia: SARAH!!!!!!!!!!!

Sarah: JASON AND THALIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Zeus: MY FAVORITE CHILD NOW HAS A FACEBOOK!

Jason: she's your favorite?

Thalia: I thought I was your favorite!

Zeus: ummm. I mean... Look everybody Sarah has a Facebook!

Jason: -_-

Thalia: -_-

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Sarah Grace has a new status:

When did my life become so weird seeing Jason dance in his underwear became normal?

Comments:

Megan: Jason? In his underwear? SHOW ME SO I CAN POST IT ON YOUTUBE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Leo: oh my gods! That has to be like... Jason has now taken over Leo's Facebook!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Piper: Jason.

Jason: yes.

Piper: not cool. Really not cool.

Jason: sorry D:

Travis: I think

Conner: that this

Travis: is the most

Conner: hilarious thing since the pink fluffy unicorns!

Nico: WHERE?!?!?!?

Megan: *snickers* really Nico? Your scared of unicorns?

Nico: they creep me out ok!

Percy: *facepalms*

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Megan Revis has a new status:

I WANT A CORNDOG!!!!!!!!!! XD

Comments:

Leo: CORNDOGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Percy: CORNDOGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Annabeth: CORNDOGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nico: what the hades is a corndog?

Megan: x_x someone kill me. HOW THE HADES DO YOU NOT KNOW WHAT A CORNDOG IS NICO?!?!?!?!?!

Nico: *shrugs* I just don't.

Leo: I'm crying right now TT-TT

Percy: *pats Leo's back* it's ok man. It's ok.

Annabeth Chase has a new status:

Percy, Leo, me, and Meg are going to go eat corndogs. Anyone wanna come?

Comments:

Travis: I WANT A CORNDOG!!!!!!!!

Conner: COUNT ME IN!!!!!!!

Rachel: CORNDOGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thalia: ME WANTS A CORNDOG!!!!!!

Jason: MESA WANTSA CORNDOGSA TOSA!!!!!!!!!!!

Sarah: I WANT CORNDOGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nico: am I the only one who doesn't know what the hades a corndog is?

Hades: yes.

Zeus: yes.

Athena: yes.

Travis: where have you been the last Idk 40 years? Living under a rock?

Nico: the Louts Casino actually.

Conner: same thing.

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~everyone has logged off Facebook to eat corndogs~

(About an hour later)

Mean Revis has a new status:

HOT DOG ON A STICK MAKES THE BEST CORNDOGS EVER!!!!!! LIKE IF YOU AGREE!!!!!!!!

Annabeth Chase, Leo Valdez, Rachel Dare and 455,000 others like this

Comments:

Percy: CORNDOGS ARE AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Annabeth: I am never going this long without a corndog again!

Megan: IKR!!!!!!!!!

Leo: CORNDOGS!!!!!!!!!

Nico: THANK YOU FOR MAKING ME EAT CORNDOGS!!!!!!!!!

Megan: your welcome.

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Megan has changed to her relationship status to:

In a relationship with a corndog!!!!!! XD

Comments:

Leo: WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THAT?!?!?!?

Percy: I thought you actually got a boyfriend.

Megan: of corse not! IM TO AWESOME FOR EVERYBODY!!!!!!!!! :D

Annabeth: If I didn't love Percy so much I would break up with him for a corndog.

Percy: really?

Annabeth: of corse not! I was kidding!

Percy: *hugs Annabeth*

Leo: *rolls eyes*

Megan: PDA! *covers eyes*

Percy: what the hades Meg?

Megan: *giggles*

Leo: I like corndogs.

Hades has a new status:

Nico and Megan are walking hand in hand in the underworld. Why?

Comments:

Megan: WHAT THE HADES? IM WITH PIPER AND LEO IN BUNKER 9!

Nico: AND IM WITH PERCY AND GROVER IN THE WOODS!

Hades: my bad... Just some spirits wandering around.

Percy: hmmmmm. I wonder if Meg and Nico actually like watch other...

Megan: I DON'T LIKE NICO!

Nico: I DON'T LIKE MEG!

Percy: ok ok!

Megan: good. *kicks Percy in the shin*

Percy: *starts jumping up and down on one foot* ow. Ow. Ow!

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Megan Revis has a new status:

Nico and I don't like each other. IF YOU SAY OTHERWISE I WILL CUT YOUR THROAT OPEN AND FEED YOU CERBERUS!!!!!!!!!!!!

Comments:

Percy: please don't feed me to Cerberus!

Annabeth: awwww. I miss Cerberus. Hey Hades. Any chance I can come play with Cerberus?

Hades: sure Annabeth! He's getting lonely anyway.

Leo: can I come?

Annabeth: sure Leo!

Megan: I WANNA COME!!!!!!!!!

Annabeth: ok! Lets go!

Leo: yay!

Megan: SUPER DUPER DUBLE TRIPLE YAY!!!!!!!!!!!

~Annabeth Chase has logged off~

~Leo Valdez has logged off~

~Megan Revis has logged off~

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Travis Stoll has a new status:

While Meg's off I want to ask this. Do you think she likes me?

Comments:

Percy: hmmmmm. Idk...

Jason: I think she does.

Piper: I'm the Aphrodite kid here. And I say YES YES YES!!!!!!

Drew: She does. I can tell.

Hazel: I'm pretty sure she does. I mean, on her hand sometimes she writes ❤Travis❤. I'm not kidding.

Frank: you know that time someone t-peed your cabin and left a note saying 'try and find me Travis ;)'?

Travis: yeah.

Frank: that was her.

Travis: HOLY HEPHITEUS!!!!!!!

Hephateus: don't say my name like that!

Travis: sorry Hephateus.

~Megan,Leo,and Annabeth have logged back on~

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Comments:

Percy: yay! Annabeth your back!!!!!!!

Travis: hey Meg.

Megan: Hi Travis!

Piper: Leo! Now I don't have to be tormented by Jason's weirdness!

Jason: what's that suppose to mean?

Piper: -_- really Jason. YOU WONDERS WHAT IT'S LIKE TO BE A FREAKIN POPTART!

Jason: can you blame me? Poptarts are delicious.

Percy: *facepalm*

Megan: IM A WHALE!!!!!!!!! -______________-

Leo: What the Hades Meg?

Megan: UNICORNS AND NARWALS!!!!!!!!!

Annabeth: I think Meg's lost it...

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Megan Revis has a new status:

IM A FRIGGEN NARWAL!!!!!!!!

Comments:

Travis: What the Hades?

Conner: What the Hades?

Percy: What the freakin Hades?

Annabeth: What the Hades?

Leo: What the Hades?

Hazel: What the Pluto?

Frank: What the Pluto?

Piper: What the friggen Hades?

Jason: What the Hades?

CB Rocks: What the Hades?

Sarah: What the friggen freakin Hades?

Nico: WHAT THE HADES IS A NARWAL?

Percy: it's related to a unicorn.

Nico: AHHHHHHHH! UNICORNS!!!!!!!!!

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Sarah Grace has a new status:

I wonder if poptarts are actually pills berry pastries in disguise...

Comments:

Percy: O-O oh my goshnessnes. YES!

Annabeth: *facepalm* when did I start hanging out with people as dumb as you guys.

Megan: POPTARTS ARE PILLSBERRY PASTRIES IN DISGUISE!!!!!!!!!!

Leo: -_- am I the only one who thinks this is weird?

Annabeth: you and me both Leo. You and me both.

Jason: poptarts is better than pillsberry.

Megan: LIAR!!!!!!!!

Annabeth: *sighs*

Rachel Dare has a new status:

I'm scared. The slime ball club is freaking out the Ares cabin...

Comments:

Clarisse: KRONOS GET YOUR SMILE BALL CLUB OUT OF MY CABIN OR I SWEAR ON THE RIVER STYX I WILL KILL ALL OF YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Octavian: NEVER! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Luke: YOU WISH!

Kronos: IN YOUR DREAMS!

Clarisse: ARES!!!! ATTACK!!!!!!!

(Clarisse and the other Ares cabin members attack the slim ball club and Octavian is the only one alive from the club after the fight)

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Jason Grace has a new status:

Watermelons and bananas.

Comments:

Piper: if Jason is being too weird like this comments.

Thalia Grace, Megan Revis, Percy Jackson, and 150 others like this comment.

Thalia: who wants to come literally knock some sense into Jason with me?

Megan: ME!!!!!!!!

Leo: ME!!!

CB Rocks: I'm gonna stay out of this one.

TributeWD: ummm sure why not.

Sarah Grace: LET'S GO KILL JASON!!!!! Uh I mean lets go knock some sense into him... STOP LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT!

Percy: can I help?

Thalia: sure Perc you can hold him down.

Percy: yay!

Thalia: lets move out!

~Thalia,Megan,TributeWD, Sarah, and Percy have logged off~

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Rachel Dare has a new status:

Like my status if you think Octavian is stupid.

Hades, Zeus, Hera, Ares, Hecate, and 140 others like this

Comments:

Octavian: IM NOT STUPID!!!!

Reyna: yes you are Octavian.

Hazel: she's right.

Frank: yup.

Zeus: I hate to say anything but she's right.

Hera: does anyone know where... Never mind.

~Natalie Haze has joined FaceBook~

~Lexi Vega has joined FaceBook~

Comments:

Travis: Hey Nat. Hi Lex.

Natalie: hey Trav!

Lexi: what's up Hermes boy?

Zeus: Natalie.

Natalie: Zeus.

Lexi: did I miss something or?

Natalie: nope. Don't think so.

Lexi: *shrugs* whatever.

Hera: Hey Nat! *virtual hug*

Natalie: Hi mom!

Ares: Hey! There's my favorite not-really-one-of-my-actual-children child!

Lexi: wassap Ares? *virtual fist bump*

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~Megan Revis has logged back on~

Megan Revis has a new status:

KNOCKING SENSE INTO JASON WAS FUN!!!!!!!

Comments:

Natalie: MEG!!!!!!!!!!

Megan: NAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lexi: MEG!!!!!!!!!!

Megan: LEX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Natalie: what's up?

Megan: nothing much. Just eating Jason. Jk jk. Eating a corndog.

Natalie: CORNDOGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lexi: CORNDOGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Megan: yup.

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Jason Grace has a new status:

CORNDOGS!!!!!!!!!!!!! XD

Comments:

Megan: no. Just no.

Natalie: what the hades?

Lexi: sorry Jason, but no.

Percy: no. Seriously just no.

Thalia: sorry bro.

Jason: D:

Leo: *sighs* I'm not gonna say anything.

Piper: Jason... Please stop.

Jason: ok... D:

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A/N: I just wanted to say thanks to Clover (who is my new Mormon friend btw) for doing this contest! I like this and hopefully you guys do to. Piece out peoples!!!!!!!

Well, there is her very long and funny chapter!
I have ideas.... hehehe