Claire says: Hey guys! We're opening Secret Santa's in 5 mins!

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BeckyD: Where is it? I can't remember D:

Tori: Lol

Claire: The presents are under Thalia's tree, so we're meeting on Half-Blood Hill.

BeckyD: Great! See you there!

Alyx: Who decorated the tree?

Claire: um, I think it was the dryads?

Lorelai: That explains the recycled paper decorations.

Tori: They're kinda sweet, but nowhere near as stylish as me.

Alyx: on the top- is that... a lorax with fairy wings?

Random_Dryad_2: It's The Lorax, I'll have you know.

All_Dryads: ALL HAIL THE GREAT ONE!

Alyx: ooooookaaaaaay...

Claire: Anyways, is everyone here?

Lorelai: I think we're just waiting for October.

October: I am on my way and will arrive soon.

Tori: Look, there she is.

BeckyD: There she is!

Lorelai: Hi October!

October: Greetings

Claire: Ok everyone! Go find your gift under the tree.

Everyone: *stampedes towards tree, which trembles in fear.*

Claire: STOP!!!!!! EVERYONE CALM DOWN

Claire: We'll have to go up one at a time.

Alyx!

Angela!

Becky D!

Claire! Oh wait, that's me. *Goes to get present*

Clary!

Isabelle!

Hurry up and find your gifts, we haven't got all day!

Leo!

Lorelai!

October!

Tori!

Tori: Last but not least, eh?

Alyx: *rolls eyes*

Claire: Right, everyone has their gift now. You can open them!

Tori: Whoever got me chocolate, thanks but it soooo doesn't work with my diet. Does anyone want it?

Belle: I got some weird perfume thing? I'm not really bothered about it so I'll swap if you want.

Tori: its a body mist actually. do you not like it? i thought it was nice... but sure ill swap.

Belle: Ok, thanks

Claire: YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO TELL PEOPLE THAT YOU GAVE THEM THE GIFT! THAT'S THE WHOLE POINT OF sEcReT sAnTa

Tori: and i oop

Alyx: *le gasp* Tori's a VSCO girl!

Tori: What? No! scrunchies are tacky and hydroflasks are naff, and i totally dont care abot the environment

Tori: *sees approaching horde of angry dryads and naiads led by The Lorax With Fairy Wings*

Tori: Actually no im defo a VSCO

Tori: sksksksksksksskskskskskskskskskssks

Tori: see?

*nymph horde retreats, confused*

Alyx: Im dying with laughter here XD XD XD I never thought id see Tori sksking like a VSCO girl XD it's the best present ever.

Claire: speaking of presents, what did you get?

Alyx: Oh, um... *rips open badly wrapped present*

Alyx: TORIIIIIIIIIIII!

Tori: That's me ;)

Alyx: *glares down at glittery hairspray*

Tori: I have no idea why you're giving me the stink eye but I'll gladly take it if you don't want it...

Alyx: *groans* hey Claire did you like your gift? I wonder who it's from? *wink wink*

Claire: ALYX! Also, I haven't opened it yet. Gimme a sec.

Claire: Yes! I needed new earphones! Thanks Al- mysterious person who bought me these!

Alyx: Now you need to stop using your broken earphones as an excuse to play your music on full volume, ok?

Claire: Aye aye, captain!

Claire: Leo, what did you get?

Leo: *holds up set of screwdrivers in different sizes* I could get them from my toolbelt, but it's the thought that counts, right? They're so shiny.

Clary: Sounds cool. I got another sketchbook and some cute washi tape - i might make it into a scrapbook

Alyx: That sounds great! I'm glad you got something you liked *glares at tori*

October: May someone assist me? the encasing on my gift sparkles such that it blinds my eye so i cannot see the bindings.

Clary: Eh?

Lorelai: She's saying she can't see the tape because the paper is glittery

Clary: Ohhhhh

Lorelai: I'll come help you, October.

October: My gratitude is yours.

Clary: Does that mean thanks?

Tori: I think so

October: I do not understand my gift

Alyx: why what is it?

October: It appears to be a stick in a box.

Alyx: ...

Lorelai: it's a magic wand

BeckyD: ooooohhhhh i get it because she's a daughter of Hecate who's the goddess of magic

Claire: Yes Becky, we know.

October: I sense no magic from this piece of wood

Tori: XD XD XD

Leo: ROFL

Claire: wait, is that from Harry Potter world? Yes! They're actually really expensive. Who bought?- actually no don't answer that.

Claire: (HUFFLEPUFFS FOREVER!)

Belle: <<ravenclaw>>

October: Has Lorelai opened her gift yet? Perhaps it will make more sense than mine.

Lorelai: Oh, yeah, it's just some badges for my leather jacket. They're pretty cool.

Leo: Gald you l-

Leo: Glda y-

Leo: Ladg-

Leo: Oh, never mind.

Claire: Is it just Becky D and Angie left?

Angela: I got a sharing pack of Ferrero Rocher and a box set of my favourite book series!

BeckyD: Lucky!

Leo: key word -> sharing

BeckyD: I still haven't found mine D:

Claire: Is that it at the back?

BeckyD: oh yeah :D

Claire: open it!

BeckyD: Ok

BeckyD: Agh! Not funny! Ew some of it went in my mouth!

Lorelai: Oh no what happened?

BeckyD: Someone thought it would be funny to put dirty water in a box and give it to me! Now its ruined my dress too!

Claire: I- OMGs- your face- I-can't-breathe!

BeckyD: CLAIRE...

Claire: Sorry Becky, I couldn't resist. Here's your real present.

BeckyD: It's very small.

Claire: *deadpan, in russian accent* this eez smol knife, eet will not harm. But if you attack leetle man, eet will hurt.

BeckyD: um... okay?

Alyx: Just open it! Sometimes the small gifts are the best.

BeckyD: On it.

BeckyD: Oh! It's a new chain for my locket! Awww, thank you so much Claire! How did you know? I only broke it last night...

Claire: ...he sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake...

BeckyD: ... I think there's something wrong with Claire.

Lorelai: Guys?

Tori: yeah?

Lorelai: I've just noticed - there are only 10 people total on this site, but there are 11 likes at the top.

Everyone: *o*

THE END

(A/N: Claire: Heh, heh. Bet you were expecting something cheesy about the power of friendship and christmas spirit at the end. But no...

Claire: ...he knows if you've been bad or good, so...

MERRY CHRISTMAS FROM ALL THE DEMIGODS HERE AT CHB (plus the naiad) WE HOPE YOU HAVE A GREAT DAY AND A GREAT NEW YEAR!

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