BeckyD: Anyone online?

Claire: Hey

BeckyD: Just us?

Claire: Seems like

BeckyD: Sad :(

Claire: I managed to get rid of the gods...

BeckyD: Happy :)

Claire: Oooh how many Hogwarts students does it take to change a lightbulb??

BeckyD: I don't know.

Claire: 6.
Claire: 1 Slytherin to break it
1 Gryffindor to climb the ladder to replace it
3 Hufflepuffs to hold the ladder and ensure the Gryffindor's safety
1 Ravenclaw to point out they could have used magic instead

BeckyD: Good one

BeckyD: We should do one for the Olympians.

Claire: they'd be too busy arguing.

BeckyD: but if they weren't...

Claire: Hephaestus and Athena would be yelling about which type of bulb to use

BeckyD: Dionysus would try to climb the ladder and fall off cause he drank too much

Claire: And poor Hestia would just be standing there saying "Why don't we just use torches?"

BeckyD: But no-one can hear her over the screaming and screeching

Claire: and Ares' rhyming couplets

BeckyD: Ares????

Claire: Ares annoyed Apollo in some way, so Apollo cursed him.

BeckyD: Realistic

Claire: Zeus might actually hear Hestia , but after the whole Prometheus thing he has a turbulent relationship with fire and torches so says no

BeckyD: Also, Zeus was the one who broke it in the first place because he short circuited it

Claire: And then all the gods would end up speaking in rhyming couplets because Apollo cursed them all.

BeckyD: And they be like:
Oh no, alas;
Why we no use gas

Claire: Poetic

BeckyD:
Oh, alas, alack;
It seems we need to curse him back

Claire: Tear-jerkingly beautiful.

BeckyD: *bows*