Claire says: Leo and Jon have absolutely no survival or self-preservation instincts.

4 likes, 2 dislikes.

Jon: HEY!

Leo: I thought we were friends :o

Alyx: XD Oh no Claire you've been friend-zoned!

Leo: No wait I didn't mean it like that!

Jon: DON'T CHANGE THE SUBJECT

Claire: *shrugs* it's true. They have none.

BeckyD: I'm sure they've got at least a little?

Claire: Oh really? Watch this then.

Claire: FIRST ONE DOWN THE STAIRS GETS A KISS

Leo: *slides down banister on a book like a pro surfer and sprints for door.*

Jon: *jumps out of a third-storey window*

Claire: And Jon wins! Come collect your prize!

Leo: What! You would kiss another man?!

Jon: *steps forward eagerly*

Claire: *hands Jon a Hershey's kiss*

Jon: I'd do anything for this beautiful reward. Thanks Claire. *grabs Kiss*

Leo: yOu KnEw?!

Jon: Mmmmmm... Cookies and cream, my one true love

Leo: I feel betrayed

Claire: Awwwww you're too adorable when you're sad. Here, have a kitkat.

Leo: Thanks Claire!

Claire: No! Stop eating them sideways! You know how much it annoys me!

Leo: Why do you think I'm doing it ;)

Claire: Grrrrrrrrrrr