Alyx says: mmmm kneecaps
3 likes, 2 dislikes

BeckyD: what?

Alyx: i said mmmm kneecaps

BeckyD: ye but why

Alyx: because your kneecaps look tasty

Clary: yum
Clary: dem yummy kneecaps

Belle: ...

BeckyD: I am so confused.

Claire: nothing to worry about.
Claire: we just want your kneecaps

BeckyD: not you as well! I thought we were friends!

Claire: we are. And friends give each other their kneecaps.

BeckyD: no, friends don't eat each other.

Alyx: just give us your kneecaps and nobody needs to get hurt.

BeckyD: WHY ME?

Clary: BECAUSE YOUR KNEECAPS LOOK TASTY

BeckyD: why my kneecaps?

Alyx: because they're crunchy

BeckyD: They're not crunchy because they won't fit in your mouths!

Claire: ...

Clary: we will grind them up

Alyx: and mix them into our chocolate milk

BeckyD: YOU CAN'T - Belle? A little help here?

Belle: I'm not getting involved in this. Sorry, but you're on your own.

BeckyD: I...

Claire: hand over the kneecaps

BeckyD: this is cannibalism

Clary: HAND 'EM OVER

BeckyD: are you possessed?

Alyx: give

BeckyD: no! I need them.

Clary: no you don't.

Claire: you'll live without them.

BeckyD: wow. I thought we were close.
BeckyD: besides I do need them

Clary: No you don't

Claire: why?

BeckyD: to PLIER LA JAMBE

Tori: I HAVE BEEN SUMMONED-
Tori: *looks at conversation*
Tori: goodbye

Claire: you don't need to plier la jambe

BeckyD: yes I do!

Alyx: why?

BeckyD: to walk!

Clary: you can walk without bending your legs.

Claire: look. Like this.

BeckyD: N O SPELLS NO

Alyx: THE KNEECAPS. NOW.

BeckyD: OVER MY DEAD BODY

Clary: ... perhaps that would be simpler

Claire: perhaps indeed.

BeckyD: I thought we were FRIENDS!

Claire: I've tried to make this simple. You leave me no alternative

BeckyD: WHY DO YOU WANT MY KNEECAPS

Alyx: BECAUSE THEY'RE CRUNCHY we've been over this.

Clary: I vote to kill her

BeckyD: no! I vote to NOT kill me!

Claire: it does seem like the best idea.

BeckyD: what?! Why?!

Claire: Because you're irrelevant and I will grind up your kneecaps and-

Clary: ooh ooh ooh I can use your cut off arm as reference for my art!

Claire: this way, we can eat more than just kneecaps!

Alyx: apart from the ears

Clary: ...

Claire: we will cut off the ears first and feed them to you.

Alyx: you're welcome

BeckyD: D:

Claire: I will use your hollowed-out bones as a straw to drink milk
Claire: Cus I sure as hell ain't using plastic
Claire: Sksksksksksksk
Claire: save the turtles
Claire: *tortles

Alyx: I will dip your kneecaps in my chocolate milk

Claire: YoUr spInE wiLl gO crUncH cRunCh iN mY moUTh
Claire: Yum

Jon: I will drink J2O from your skull.

BeckyD: you traitor! How dare you!

Clary: welcome to the dark side! You won't regret this!

Jon: As long as the J2O is provided ;)

Clary: I regret this

Claire: what about her fingers?

Alyx: What fingers?

Lorelai: what's going on?

BeckyD: apparently my fingers do not exist

Belle: Lorelai no! Trust me, you do not want to see this. Turn around and run as fast as you can in the opposite direction.

Lorelai: now I'm interested. I should be fine. My fingers are relevant.

BeckyD: they want to eat my kneecaps.

Belle: don't ask. We don't know.

Alyx: just give us the kneecaps and we won't have to kill you or do any of the above ^

BeckyD: let me think... no!

Claire: *hisses and lunges forwards*

BeckyD: *brandishes cross* stay away from my kneecaps!

Lorelai: woah woah woah

Lorelai: have a pork pie

Claire: *murderously eats pork pie*

Lorelai: see? Problem solved

Alyx: *retreating* I'll be back

Clary: back for your kneecaps...