Claire says: Introducing... The one and only... Jonathan Pars-Komma, son of Bacchus!
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Jon: This phone is sick. Can I get Mario Kart?

Claire: ....

BeckyD: ...

Alyx:...

Tori: ...!

Belle: ...?

Lorelai: ...

Jon: ...

Claire: I already said NO the last five times. NO MARIO KART!

Jon: Awwww...

Alyx: also, you choose ' this phone is sick' as your opening line?

Belle: Great first impression, I agree. I'm Isabelle, by the way. Welcome to camp.

BeckyD: I'm Becky D!

Jon: Claire, Becky, Alyx, Tori, Isabelle, Lorelai...  What is this? An otome game? An online dating site? Where are the BOYS?

BeckyD: It's Becky D actually. All in one.

Claire: Leo comes on sometimes...

Tori: he has a point.

Alyx: he's a boy

Lorelai: he does have a point.

Belle: boys never have a point.

Jon: he also has ears. And in this case eyes.

Claire: ha ha ha

Belle: *deploys sarcasm defence shields*

Clary: Hi! Sorry I'm late.

Jon: Aaaaah! another girl!

Clary: excuse me? You're speaking to the GIRL who has supplied you with J2O for the last 3 years!

Jon: how do you know about that? It's supposed to be a secret!

Clary: * raises eyebrows*

BeckyD: why is it a secret?

Jon: I was banned. There was an incident... with J2O... At a party... Let's just say that my friends haven't let me forget it.

Claire: Relatable *raises glass* I agree with that.

Lorelai: Do you really have blue hair?

Jon: It's Blueee Hair (TM) actually

Clary: it reminds me a bit of someone I used to know called Magnus. Only less glittery.

Jon: You could give me some more J2O and suggest i add glitter...

BeckyD: What's J2O?

Claire: Remember when you decided to throw a birthday party... and the stolls provided drinks... and it got so mad that Chiron had to go check that they didn't have alcohol...

BeckyD: Yeah...

Claire: its that stuff

BeckyD: *shudders*

Jon: who's the stolls?

Clary: No, you can't buy from them. They're at uni.

Jon: you read my mind.

Clary: no I didn't. You're just predictable.

Jon: Hmmmph.

Jon: You sure I can't get Mario Kart?

Claire: ARGHHHHHHHHHHHH-