Leo says: Have I ever told you how I am banned from Denmark?

1 like, 4 dislikes.

Leo: love you guys too :'(

Alyx: Leo you literally tell this story at every opportunity

Leo: That's because the ladies love a bad boy ;)

Claire: *ahem*

Leo: That is to say... never mind.

Leo: So, many years ago,

Lorelai: Stop.

Clary: Please.

Alyx: :O Clary can say please?

Clary: >:( Only in emergencies, so don't get used to it.

Leo: Surely one of you lovely ladies wants to hear the story?

Claire: Nope.

Belle: I'm good.

October: id rather not

Clary: Nah

BeckyD: No thank you

Lorelai: No

Leo: but-

Clary: nO

Leo: :/ but why not...

Clary: Leo, every single one of us has heard your story about a million times.

Leo: ....

Jon: ...

Belle: Jonathan Party Pars-Komma, don't even think about it.

October: I would strongly advise you to deeply consider your actions and their potential future consequences before speaking

Clary: JON DON'T YOU DARE

Jon: ...I haven't?...

Claire: JOHNNY BOI NO

Leo: Yes! My fine man!

Leo: ... usually I reserve this one for the ladies, but hey...

Leo: *ahem*

Clary: Here we go...

Leo: Jonathan, have you ever been banned from anywhere or anything?

Alyx: Oh no, he's going to do the whole performance

Leo: I'd imagine that a pretty lady - ermh, I mean fine gentleman- like you would never be denied access to anything.

Jon: Actually, in my old school I was banned from the toy shed.

Leo: :|

Leo: You're not supposed to interrupt.

Belle: Wow, really? Tell us allllll about it, Jon.

Claire: Yeah, the toy shed? Why?

Lorelai: What happened?

Leo: Meanies.

Jon: Well if you insist... then with pleasure, madams.

Jon: You see, in the toy shed were kept... the hula hoops.

Clary: Now this I'd like to hear.

Jon: And you see, in my second year at the school, one ordinary day at break time, my classmates rioted.

Jon: They made such a fuss that the headteacher allowed a representative to meet with the school council and discuss the issue.

Jon: Eventually an assembly was held to put in place the new rule.

Jon: They said I wasn't allowed to touch a hula hoop on school property ever again.

Clary: Harsh.

Lorelai: But why?

Jon: Well I'm not really sure. I mean, I only broke four windows, two chairs and a table that time.

Claire: Wait wHaT

Belle: that time?!?!

Jon: Not to forget the three arms, multiple legs and one neck.

Clary: eXcUsE mE

Jon: I tried my best!

Claire: Wait... tables and chairs? Why were you hula-hooping inside?

Alyx: I'm more concerned as to hOw He BrOkE sOmEoNe'S nEcK wItH a HuLa HoOp

Jon: Well that's a very long story

Jon: Which I am more than happy to share.

Jon: It all started when-

BeckyD: Sorry, I actually have somewhere to be

Claire: Same... I think I dropped my sertyguhjikml,mk hfgnd

Belle: Is that the lunch horn I hear?

Clary: Gotta scram, catch you later.

Lorelai: Got books to finish... sorry.

October: I too have prior preoccupations

Alyx: Um... Bye.