Jon says: if the moon is made of cheese and Saturn is 6, how many pancakes could you eat on mars?

3 likes, 0 dislikes.

Clary: Yellow.

Jon: the correct answer is packing peanuts.

Clary: Oh, I see because you carry the 2 and-

Alyx: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?

Lorelai: Isn't that off Tumblr?

Claire: ooh ooh ooh I got one

Claire: So if the sun weighs ten The Lorax CDs, and the amount of electricity flowing through a plug socket is 27 mice, how many phones would it take to nuke Alaska?

BeckyD: What did Alaska do wrong?

Claire: The answer may surprise

Belle: Cashews

Belle: Definitely cashews.

Claire: Close, but not quite.

Claire: The answer is Shrek!!

Belle: ohhhhh I get it

Belle: You divide, not multiply

Claire: This girl gets it ^^^^

Belle: Maths

Claire: DISIPLIN

BeckyD: I am so confused by this.

BeckyD: Please teach me to maths like that

Alyx says: I have a question. So, like, when something is suspicious, we say, 'Something smells fishy.' Why do we do that? Why does fish smell suspicious? What did the fish do?

2 likes, 2 dislikes.

Jon: are we legit just quoting Tumblr now

Jon: is this what my existence has been reduced to

Claire: yes. Accept it and move on.

Clary: Listen to that 10 minute long clip of people screaming that you have on your playlist

Jon: Hey! I told you that in confidence!

Clary: Well I am a bad friend.

Tori: Friends come and go, like the waves of the ocean.

Alyx: But the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

Claire: Welp.

BeckyD: Claire, do you consider me as an octopus on your face?

Claire: Indeedy I do.

Belle: XD