Jon: Oh my gods who put glitter in the laundry detergent

1 like, 4 dislikes

Belle: not it

Claire: Wasn't me but personally I love the sparkly orange tees

Leo: Oh yeah I did that

Leo: I'm experimenting.

Belle: With what? Ways to annoy Jon?

Leo: Branding and product ideas, actually, although that is a rather satisfying side effect.

Jon: Hey!

Jon: And how does putting glitter in my laundry have anything to do with it?

Leo: I'm calling it "Sparkle Suds:Dress loud"

Claire: snazzy

Jon: Well can you please stop putting glitter in everything? 

Jon: This morning there was glitter in the butter!

Leo: What? That wasn't me, I swear

Jon: Yea right. You literally just admitted to it! ^

Clary: Actually no, the butter was me. 

Clary: "Disco dairy: Spread the party"

Belle: ...

Claire: ...

 Leo: ...

Leo: ... OMGs you are HIRED 

Clary: excellent! I have some other business ideas to discuss with you

Jon: noooooo! please no more glitter!!!!!!!!

Clary: Actually I was thinking about something completely different

Leo: shoot

Jon: okay *BANG* Leo's dead

Leo: haha hit me Clary

Clary: *slaps Leo* Well I've always wished more foods were named like "I can't believe it's not butter!"

Leo: Oww!

Claire: SAME!

Leo: I like this idea. What, like: "You've got to be pulling my leg, this is sausage?"

Clary: Kind of. I was thinking more: "Shut up, are you telling me this is ketchup?!?"

Jon: Ooh ooh ooh I got one! 

Jon: So I figured this was jam, but boy howdy, was I jumping to some erroneous conclusions.

Leo: ...

Claire: My turn: "this is not soup"

Belle: breadn't