Claire: Being a demigod is like looking both ways before you cross the road and then getting hit by a plane

Belle: That is a surprisingly accurate acronym

Alyx: Tru dat

Claire: Waffles are like pancakes with abs

Alyx: sure

Clary: I want to draw this now.

Claire: what if instead of drops, rain fell all at once? Like, a 2 inch thick sheet of water just goes thwap, and then its sunny again.

Belle: Fun Fact: That is what would happen if there was no air resistance, and it would come down so fast it would kill you.

Claire: oh.

BeckyD: All my contacts have disappeared and now you're all just numbers?

Claire: What happened?

BeckyD: Who are you?

Claire: ...

Claire: That is the deepest question I have ever been asked. It rocks my existence to the very core. I feel closer to and further from reality at the same time. Is this what enlightenment feels like? No, it is something stronger: I feel as if every cell in my being has awakened and screams with the joy of finally having all the knowledge of the universe...

BeckyD: ...

BeckyD: Jon?

Belle: 

1) No

2) How did you type that so fast?

3) It's Claire (I'm Belle by the way)

Claire: I am very offended that you would mistake me for Jon.

Claire: Jon would never type so eloquently. 

BeckyD: Sure

Claire: r00d