Claire says: I'm waiting for a table to come in the mail.

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Claire: 49 minutes left. I hope they find Camp okay.

Jon:  A table?

Claire: Yes a table

Jon: Like an actual table

Claire: can a girl not order a table in the mail?

Claire: Yes a table.

BeckyD: Jon, a word of advice: 

BeckyD: Don't

BeckyD: Ask

Jon: Just wouldn't think one would order a table.

Jon: so....

BeckyD: He's just going to ignore my advice isn't he

Jon: Why did you order a table?

BeckyD: Yup. He is.

Claire: I promise there's an actual explanation this time.

Claire: so I spend loads of time on my laptop (being internet rep and all) and sometimes I can't be bothered to go sit at my desk so I just stay in bed. But now my back hurts from holding my laptop on my lap and sitting in a weird position so I'm getting a table

Claire: I've tried pillows and it helps a little but

Claire: I

Claire: Need

Claire: a

Claire: table

Jon: Do you need to build the table?

Jon: Or is it prebuilt

Virginia: Who's building a table?

BeckyD: Just read the conversation

Virginia: K

Claire: I don't think I have to build it. I hope not, anyway.

Jon: You didn't check?

Claire: well it depends on whether it can fit in the mailbox or not right??

BeckyD: XD

Jon: How can a table fit in the postbox

Claire: Think of one of those breakfast tray tables so you can eat in bed

Claire: But for laptops

Jon: Oh

Claire: It's still a table

Jon: Nah not a table

Claire: I was wondering how long it would take until I confused someone.

Jon: Not a man's table

Claire: yes a table

Claire: what about a person's table??

Virginia: What about a woman's table, huh?

BeckyD: Uh oh.

Claire: Jon, you have succeeded in angering Virginia's inner feminist. Any last words?

Jon: A woman has a small table

Virginia: UHM

BeckyD: Jon I highly advise you stop talking.

Jon: Man= big table

BeckyD: ...aaaaand he's just going to ignore my good advice again. 

Virginia: Why can't a woman have a big table?

Claire: Becky D at least this'll probably be the last time.

Jon: Not strong enough to lift the big table

BeckyD: It'll probably be his last time doing anything other than sitting paralysed in a hospital bed, anyway.

Claire: Yeah. He's wrong as well as stupid. Virginia has more muscles than any boy our age.

BeckyD: I bet Jon couldn't lift a big table anyway

Virginia: What if a big woman and a small man want tables?

Jon: Medium table. And I SAW THAT BECKY 

Belle: OKAY BREAK IT UP GUYS BREAK IT UP

Belle: We don't want anyone getting hurt, do we?

Virginia: Don't we? 

Jon: I wouldn't want to hurt anyone

Belle: Oh I wasn't talking about you.

Belle: So Claire is your table that isn't a table here yet?

Belle: I believe it's called a lap desk

Claire: no ;-;

Claire: I'm losing hope

Claire: 25 minutes

Claire: *sobs*

Claire: I've just received a notification saying my table was delayed and I feel like a light has died out in my life.

Claire: I feel so empty

Claire: IT HAS ARRIVED!