Claire says: Becky D I swear you will be headless if you keep this up

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BeckyD: Excellent

Claire: *eyebrow raise*

Belle: Keep what up?

BeckyD: Maybe that would cure the pain of my brain

Claire: Shut up smart

Claire: Belle is the smart

Claire: Lorelai is the smart

Claire: Becky is the child of smart

Claire: I am the incurable stupid

Belle: What did we say about untrue and self deprecating comments?

Claire: I don't know, I was too busy hating how I look in photos

Belle: :|

BeckyD: It hurts

BeckyD: My head hurt

Claire: Silence smart

BeckyD: Brain hurty

Claire: No

BeckyD: Yes

Claire: Stop

BeckyD: Ouchy brain

Claire: Smart cannot pretend brain hurty

Claire: Only incurably stupid

Belle: :\

Belle: Becky, drink water, sleep, open a window and don't forget to breathe.

Claire: Or stupid remove head??

Claire: :3

Claire: Chop chop :3

BeckyD: That sounds much easier than remembering to breathe all the time.

Belle: And also illegal?

Claire: Chop chop it is then

Claire: Not if not caught ^

Claire: Sneaky sneaky chop chop :3

BeckyD: I will take chocolate to dull pain whilst I wait for the great chopper to arrive

Claire: :3

BeckyD: Nom nom

Claire:

( a sketch of Claire in a box labelled 'Murder in a BOX' holding an axe) 

:3

Belle: XD

BeckyD: If I use my Amazon Prime 3 month free trial will it get here faster?

Claire: Yes :3

BeckyD: K

BeckyD: Excuse me whilst I go sign up

Claire: 666 years in first class amazon prime

Claire: it takes a while for the paperwork to come through

Claire: We've been a bit busy lately

BeckyD: Noooooooooo

Claire: It's okay

Claire: I'll get there eventually :3

BeckyD: *sobs* it's notttttt

BeckyD: What if I come to you?

Claire: Are you sure?

Claire: You'll have to dig 666 metres into the ground

Claire: that is where you will find me, the express delivery murder demon

BeckyD: that's okay

BeckyD: Spade is friend

Claire: Awwwww :3

Belle: Sometimes I'm concerned about you guys

Claire: Only sometimes?

Claire: I am the demon that comes in a box and murders you

Belle: Then, I remember I'm just the same and go back to ignoring it

BeckyD: Fair

Claire: Did you know I also work for the cuddle-in-a-box company?

Belle: Sounds like a good company

Claire: :3 

BeckyD: ooh if I order murder in a box do I get a buy one get one half price deal on the cuddles?

Claire: Yes!!! 

Claire: AND a free toaster

Claire: Only Cuddle/murder employees can give out that discount

BeckyD: Yayyy!!!!!!!!

BeckyD: I'll take 13

Claire: :3 excellent!

BeckyD: Actually make it 666

Claire: aha, that's a special order number. For that amount of murder and cuddles, you get a limited edition poster and plate set!!!!!!!!

Belle: Sounds like a fantastic bargain

BeckyD: Whoop whoop!

Claire: :3