~Private Message~

Claire

Belle

All my cacti are dying and nothing I do is helping ;-;;-;-;-;-;-;-;

And you're telling me this why?...

I have come to you seeking your wise words of wisdom, o great one.

Right.

Have you asked the Demeter cabin?

No. The cacti are my babies and I want to raise them independently.

Which means not asking for assistance.

But you're asking me...

...not asking for magical assistance

Technically my 'wise words of wisdom' are my 'magical' talent...

oh shut up

Fine, I'll ask the Demeter cabin. Happy?

Terribly so.

Need help with anything else?

Um, yes actually.

Chiron says I'm not reading enough. Have any good book recommendations?

Did you seriously just ask a child of Athena if she had any good book recommendations?

...yes?

Ok. Breathe, Belle. Breathe. Choose one. Only one.

...you alright there?

Perfectly.

Are you into ghost stories?

Sure. You gotta love a bit of spooky stuff.

I can recommend two ghost-y books. They're quite easy reading and I really enjoyed them.

OooOoooooH

Do tell :)

Where can I get them?

Oh you can borrow them from me :)

I'll put them in a bag and drop them off in your cabin before campfire.

The books are going in the bag

The books are in the bag, I repeat the books are in the bag

*Gasp*

Godspeed, brave books!!

How are you this nice, it shouldn't be legal.

It's not legal, so shhhhhhh

Oh, my bad. I won't say a word.

The exchange must be kept quiet, in other words don't let the [books] out of the bag

And yes, I did just do that

Of course. After all...

Nobody needs to know...

I'm not sorry

Neither am I

Good. so we're on the same [page]

I refuse to apologise

Dude, this is cringe. We have to shut this [chapter] of our lives. We should be [c]over making childish puns at our [p]ages

I know it's [novel] but we really do need to stop being so [spine]less and go [paper] back to the way we were.

I... can't think of any more ;-;

This [book]marks [The End] of an era

-_-

Why you gotta be so good at making puns, godsdammit!?!?!

I swear, if you're looking these up-

I'm not, honest. Sorry, I'm [book]ed all month.

Okay okay [book] fair enough

Okay I've been bled dry of all my book puns

You're looking at a dry pun sponge

You've squeezed all the puns out of me. Now you must dunk me back under in puns and wait a while

*nods understandingly*

Same ;-;

Talk to my secretary and come back next year

Had no idea you were in possession of a secretary, Brookes. What else ya hidin'?

My common sense.

I hid it somewhere safe and now I can't remember where I left it.

Wait, people are born with it?

That doesn't make any sense...

No I had to steal mine

Ah, so if I hold somebody at spatulapoint in a dark alley they'll give me theirs? I mean, not like I have any common sense to tell me otherwise sooooo...

I am your adopted common sense and I say that is a bad idea.

Ew rational thought. Don't need that. Takes up too much space in my head. Need it for other things

...which part of that was rational?

~No Thoughts. Head Empty.~

Fair enough. Well, good luck with your cacti.

Bye :)

Head.

Empty.

Sure