BeckyD: I've started writing

Claire: ooh what

Claire: not another diary

BeckyD: no. Fiction

Claire: about what?

BeckyD: my social life

Claire:...

Claire: ...

Claire: I'm not good at writing fiction.

BeckyD: I thought-

Claire: I'm better at comedy.

BeckyD: oh?

Claire: seeing as my whole life is a joke.

BeckyD: well then.

Claire: what were you writing

BeckyD: fiction.

Claire: about what?

BeckyD: the adventures of a bring bean

Claire: a wot m8

BeckyD: the child of a string bean and baked bean.

Claire: ...

BeckyD: ...

Claire: you have a random brain.

BeckyD: And you

Claire: merci beaucoup