Jon says: OK we're doing a survey. Who wanted to be what when they were younger?

2 likes, 1 dislike

Clary: I wanted to be a tree

Jon: Careers :|

Clary: Oh, why didn't you say so?

Clary: Professional photographer.

Claire: Game designer.

Belle: Author

Alyx: I once wanted to be a zookeeper?

Angie: hairdresser

Leo: What are you on about? I've always wanted to be a sizzling-hot McDemigod!

Jon: :/

Leo: Fine.

Leo: I wanted to be.... THE PRESIDENT OF THE MCVALDEZ STATES!

Leo: What about you, Jon?

Jon: I will be a rock star some day... Somebody out there will finally see my true musical potential.

Lorelai: I always wanted to be an astronaut

Leo: pfffft that one's way overdone.

Lorelai: Becoming an astronaut is actually really hard!

Jon: Really? How? You just need to sit in a rocket.

Lorelai: Well for starters you need to be a scientist.

Jon: Welp all my astronaut fantasies just went out the window.

Lorelai: And then you need to pass a series of physical tests.

Clary: piece of cake

Lorelai: You wouldn't be able to do them

Clary: Oh yeah? What are they?

Lorelai: Well one of them's a machine that spins you round at high speeds and if you throw up, you fail.

Clary: Easy.

Lorelai: It's not!

Jon: How do you know?

Lorelai: :|

Lorelai: Clary.

Lorelai: Clary?

Lorelai: never mind.

On private message (Virginia->Angela)

Virginia?

Yes?

Can a person breathe inside a washing machine while it's on?

...

Where's Clary?!?!?!