Claire:OMGs Guys we got 1K reads on Wattpad!

5 likes, 1 dislike.

Alyx: You realise that was about a
month ago right?

Claire: I know, I know, shhhhhh

Alyx: But-

Claire: I said SHHHHHHH

Claire: *ahem* To Commemorate this Momentous Occasion I have Commissioned a Celebratory Artwork from our Resident Artist Clary Wayward!

Clary: *bows* thank you, thank you.

Claire: Clary, would you like to reveal your work?

Clary: *ta da!*

Jon: *le gasp* I'm beautiful!

Jon: I mean... It's beautiful!

BeckyD: Hey, it's me!

Alyx: *chokes* Belle's FACE is priceless.

Belle: Welp

Belle: Lorelai looks dead inside

Alyx: Just me, or do I kinda look like a demon clawing it's way up from hell?

Clary: ....

Clary: That was NOT intentional...

BeckyD: This isn't everyone?

Belle: Yeah, Clary, you're not in it!

BeckyD: Neither is October

Claire: Or Leo

Alyx: What about Angie and Virginia?

Clary: Woah guys! I worked hard on this!

Clary: I thought you'd like it ;-;

Claire: nononono we love it really

BeckyD: It's lovely

Claire: We're just thinking... could I commission another piece?

Clary: Only if I'm paid the same again.

Claire: ....

Claire: You strike a hard bargain

BeckyD: ;-; pwees Claire

Claire: ..... deal.

Jon: I just showed it to Nate on IM and he says it's ginger phobia.

Alyx: ... there are no ginger people in the squad.

Jon: He says it's discrimination against red heads.

Claire: But he's not naturally a red head

Clary: Isn't he blonde?

Jon: pale brown, actually.

Jon: but I take your point. I'll tell him.

Jon: He says that's even more gingephobic

Clary: Tell him to shut up or he won't be in the next one