Leo: it's the Fourth of July, I'm so excited XD XD XD XD

Piper: maybe you should let the rest of your cabin handle the explosives.

Leo: well what's the fun in that!?

Piper: coming out with all your arms and limbs intact.

Percy: I think it's a great idea! Light 'em up Leo!

Jason: WAIT! Light... 'Em... UP!?

Piper: Oh dear Gods he's doing it again.

Jason: HIT IT FRANK:

*beat drops*

Jason: Oh, whoa, oh, oh, whoa, oh, oh, whoa, oh, oh, whoa.

Oh, whoa, oh, oh, whoa, oh, oh, whoa, oh, oh, whoa.

B-B-B-Be careful making wishes in the dark, dark

Can't be sure when they've hit their mark

And besides in the mean, mean time

I'm just dreaming of tearing you apart

Annabeth: Boys-

Frank: I'm in the de-details with the devil

So now the world can never get me on my level

I just gotta get you off the cage

I'm a young lover's rage

Gonna need a spark to ignite

Annabeth: BOYS-

Nico: MY SONGS KNOW WHAT YOU DID IN THE DARK...

Annabeth: oh great.

Leo: So light 'em up, up, up

Light 'em up, up, up

Light 'em up, up, up

I'm on fire

So light 'em up, up, up

Light 'em up, up, up

Light 'em up, up, up

I'm on FIRRRRRREEEEEE

*bursts into flames*

Annabeth: Seriously I-

Percy: Oh, whoa, oh, oh, whoa, oh, oh, whoa, oh, oh, whoa.

In the dark, dark

Oh, whoa, oh, oh, whoa, oh, oh, whoa, oh, oh, whoa.

In the dark, dark

Annabeth: PERCY!? WE ARE NEVER GETTING BACK TOGETHER!!

*rewinding sound and beat starts*

Piper: I remember when we broke up the first time

Saying, "This is it, I've had enough," 'cause like

We hadn't seen each other in a month

When you said you needed space. (What?)

Annabeth: Oh not you too, Piper!

Reyna: Then you come around again and say

"Baby, I miss you and I swear I'm gonna change, trust me."

Remember how that lasted for a day?

I say, "I hate you," we break up, you call me, "I love you."

Annabeth: Reyna! Why!

Hazel: Ooh, we called it off again last night

But ooh, this time I'm telling you, I'm telling you

Annabeth: It's like an infection...

Thalia: We are never ever ever getting back together,

We are never ever ever getting back together,

Annabeth: B-but...

Calypso: You go talk to your friends, talk to my friends, talk to me

But we are never ever ever ever getting back together

Like, ever.

Annabeth: How'd you get on here?! Ooggia has WIFI!?

Annabeth: you are all little demons!

*rewinds and beat starts playing*

Thalia: When the days are cold

And the cards all fold

And the saints we see

Are all made of gold

Annabeth: I didn't mean it like that!!

Rachel: When your dreams all fail

And the ones we hail

Are the worst of all

And the blood's run stale

Annabeth: noooo! Rachel!

Percy: I wanna hide the truth

I wanna shelter you

But with the beast inside

There's nowhere we can hide

Annabeth: Percy-

Calypso: No matter what we breed

We still are made of greed

This is my kingdom come

This is my kingdom come

Annabeth: Honestly-

Nico: When you feel my heat

Look into my eyes

It's where my demons hide

It's where my demons hide

Don't get too close

It's dark inside

It's where my demons hide

It's where my demons hide

Annabeth: *starts crying in defeat*

Thalia: come on, sing with us

Annabeth: *sniffly* ok...

*rewind and beat drops again*

Annabeth: AND WE DANCED ALL NIGHT TO THE BEST SONG EVER!!!

*music shuts off and sounds of retching are heard*

Piper: Alright, Annabeth ruined the karaoke. We still have fireworks though!

Leo: *tries to take a selfie with the fireworks and accidentally lights the cart on fire*

Drew: DID SOMEONE SAY SELFIE!?

*beat drops*

Drew: When Sam was at that table I kept on seeing him look at me while he was with that other girl

Do you think he was just doing that to make me jealous?

Because he was totally texting me all night last night

and I don't know if it's a booty call or not

Leo: . . . Who's Sam? Guys-

Annabeth: So... like what do you think?

Did you think that girl was pretty?

How did that girl even get in here?

Do you see her?

Leo: Annie, your scaring me. GUYS-

Piper: She's so short and that dress is so tacky

Who wears Cheetah?

Leo: Hello, robot that has replaced Piper. GUYS I NEED TO-

Percy: It's not even summer, why does the DJ keep on playing "Summertime Sadness"?

After we go to the bathroom, can we go smoke?

I really need one.

But first,

Campers of CHB: LET ME TAKE A SELFIE

[Beat drops]

Leo: GUYS I LITE-

Frank: Can you guys help me pick a filter?

I don't know if I should go with XX Pro or Valencia

I wanna look tan

Leo: O_o

Jason: What should my caption be?

I want it to be clever

How about "Livin' with my B, hash tag LIVE"

Leo: how clever... Not. a GUYS SERIOUSLY-

Hazel: I only got 10 likes in the last 5 minutes

Do you think I should take it down?

Campers of CJ: LET ME TAKE ANOTHER SELFIE

[Beat drops]

Leo: this is insane! LOOK AT ME!!

Thalia: Wait, pause, Sam just liked my selfie

What a creep

Is that guy sleeping over there?

Yeah, the one next to the girl with no shoes on

Leo: what guy?!

Nico: That's so weird

That girl is such a fake model

She definitely bought all her Instagram followers

Who goes out on Mondays?

Leo: that is not Nico. Guys I seriously need you-

Rachel: OK, let's go drink

Oh no, ugh I feel like I'm gonna throw up

Oh wait, nevermind I'm fine

Let's go dance

Leo: GUYS THE FIREWORKS-

Reyna: There's no snacks at this table

Do you know anyone else here?

Oh my gods, Sam just texted me

Should I go home?

Will: I guess I took a good selfie

Selfie [on repeat]

Leo: I GIVE UP!!!

All Campers: LET ME TAKE A SELFIE

*fireworks cart explodes*

Percy: WHAT COOL SPECIAL EFFECTS- GAH!!! SHRAPNEL IN MY EYE!!!!!

Leo: *whistling nonchalantly*

Leo has gone offline