Chainmail! *Jaws Theme Song Starts Playing*
Percy:
One day a girl named Tori was talking on her cellphone with her friend, when the power shut down. She shrugged, and flipped on a lantern. Once it was late enough, she hung up, and went to bed. Meanwhile, as she slept someone forwarded a chainmail to her. Tori was unable to forward the chainmail, which told the tale of a horrible beast with sharp claws and teeth. It said that you had to forward it to 12 people in 30 minutes or the beast would come and kill you in your sleep. As Tori slept, her 30 minutes slowly dwindled away, and she woke up all of a sudden, just as they ran out. It was 2:16, which was in the hour of the devil. She heard the most horrific noise, then realized it was coming from her bedroom door. Carefully, she opened her closed bedroom door and peered out. The last thing she saw was a flurry of claws coming towards her throat.
Forward this to 13 people or suffer the same fate as Tori.
You've been warned.
Annabeth: Oh Percy...
Percy: What?
Annabeth: You know those aren't real, right?
Percy: ARE TOO!
Annabeth: No, they aren't
Percy: Yes, they are!
Annabeth: NO they aren't
Percy: YES they are!
Annabeth: PERCEUS JACKSON!!! CHAINMAIL IS NOT REAL SO GET THE THROUGH YOUR THICK HEAD BEFORE I HAVE TO KNOCK SOME SENSE INTO YOU.
Percy: Yes ma'am.
Annabeth has gone offline
Percy: *whispers* I believe...
Percy has gone offline
TStoll: Connor, you know what I'm thinking?
CStoll: Oh yeah.
TStoll: So you know what we're doing tonight?
CStoll: Yeah!! Replacing the Aphrodite Cabin's perfume with Hellhound pee!
TStoll: -.- No. We have that gallon of fake blood we never used, zombie makeup and a guy who's deathly scared of chainmail... you know what that means?
CStoll: *evil grin*
Leo: Guys, you realize your admiting this on the chatroom, right?
TStoll: Wanna help?
Leo: HADES YEAH!
CStoll has created a group: The Prankers
The Prankers: So we all use this account.
The Prankers: Pretty much.
The Prankers have gone offline.
A few days later...
Percy: Check out this freaky chain-mail I got:
Once upon a time, there was a boy with dark hair and sea-green eyes. He believed in chainmail but his girlfriend didn't. One night, a horrible thing with chalk-white skin, glowing toxic green eyes, and sharp, red nails came and ripped out his heart... then dropped it at his girlfriend's doorstep.
If you are like this boy forward this to at least 14 people or DIE!!! If you aren't like this boy delete this chainmail or it will self destruct and blow you to Hades.
CStoll: Uh oh, there is only twelve of us on the chatroom...
Percy: No...
CStoll: Yeah, Travis, Leo, Annabeth, Frank, Jason, Piper, Hazel, Nico, Thalia, Calypso, Reyna, and Octavian.
Percy: What about you?
CStoll: ... that's still only thirteen people.
Percy: What about me?
CStoll: ....
...
...
Shut up.
CStoll has gone offline
Percy: I am very confused.
Percy has gone offline.
Another few days later...
Percy: Almost everyone is online! :) we only need Leo now!
Leo has stumbled online
Leo: Percy... I...
Percy: Leo I can see you from my window. Why are you smoking and all creepy looking.
Annabeth: He probably caused another explosion in Bunker Nine.
Leo: I tried to forward the chainmail... I though I was like the boy... but-
Leo has gone offline because he has died *funeral march starts playing*
Percy: OHNOOHNOOHNOOHNOOHNOOHNOOHNO!!!!!!
Annabeth: Percy, he's just trying to prank you.
Percy: Gods, why am I responsible for yet another death?! *starts crying*
Annabeth: Percy-
Percy: Wait, if Leo's punishment came now, and I'm like the boy, and I didn't forward it to enough people... I'M NEXT!!!!!!
Annabeth: Please ease up on the Caps Lock.
Percy: *shakes Annabeth by the shoulder* I'M GOING TO DIE WOMAN!
Annabeth: -_-
Midnight...
Percy: *shivers, holed up in his cabin*
Monster: Grr...
Percy: *uncaps Riptide*
Monster: *kicks down Percy's door to reveal a hideous beast with green eyes, white skin, red nails, and... chocolate pudding on his face?*
Percy: *screams like a little girl*
Monster: *knocks Percy out and drags him back to bunker nine*
Leo and the Stolls have come online in invisibility mode
Leo: I got Percy.
TStoll: The fake heart is in place
CStoll: The fake blood is inside and outside Percy's cabin.
The next day...
Annabeth: WHY IS THERE A HUMAN HEART ON MY DOORSTEP!!!!!
Piper: ... that's not something you hear everyday.
Annabeth: I bet Percy... OHNOOHNOOHNOOHNOOHNOOHNO!!!!!
Piper: What?!
Annabeth: Percy's gone! And his cabin is covered in b-b-blood! *starts sobbing*
Piper: How-
Annabeth: *gasp* THE CHAINMAIL!
Piper: -_- I'd like to get my sentences in thank you very much.
Piper has logged off because she was offended.
Percy has come online
Percy: Annabeth, I'm ok, I just-
Percy has logged off because he died again *whisles nonchalantly*
The Pranksters: Ok, who let Percy have a phone.
Leo: I didn't.
Annabeth: *sniffles* who's the Pranksters?
The Pranksters: Erm... Uh... TO THE BAT MOBILE ROBIN!!!
The Pranksters have gone offline.
Annabeth: I'm suspicious...
Leo: You have every right to be -_- *grumbles* they kicked me off the group and changed the password.
Annabeth: What was that Leo?
Leo: O_O uh... I MUST GET TO THE BATMOBILE!!
Leo has gone offline
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