Dear Diary,

I'm feeling really down lately and the others are not helping. Just a second ago

I was walking through the hallway in search of the other members and when I called out their names,

they all ran. Even some random girl ran away from me and they all hid in Deidara's closet.

Why would they all do that? I have done nothing wrong.

It all started out with the fact that I told Deidara that I wasn't really alive.

Should I have known he would freak out? He of course isn't the smartest one.

This is his diary huh. Maybe something interesting is in here.

He thinks I'm a zombie? Well, I guess that sort of makes sense.

I am the living dead or something like that. I think that makes me more of a god,

but that's just my opinion.

I just opened the closet and was met with the strangest thing I've ever seen.

Deidara was of course in there and he looked really annoyed. On his left side was

Madara acting like Tobi by clinging on his arm and telling him he's a good boy.

On his right side sat Sasori who was dripping different kinds of poisons in his handmouth to see the reaction,

before giving it the antidote again and in front of him sat Konan,

talking about her problems or something. That wasn't a good situation to be in.

On the other side of the closet sat Hidan and a very grumpy Kakuzu

who was apparently forced by Hidan to sit with him. Hidan had of course lost his head already.

Kisame sat against the wall, giving me a pleading look and begging me not to eat his brain.

Have they been talking to the blonde or something? I thought he was the only one who thought

I was going to eat his brain. I really need to find smarter members.

Itachi was staring angrily at the group that surrounded Deidara.

I wonder when they had gotten so close. They are even boyfriends now?

Oh, according to Itachi. Well, I guess it's better than when they are fighting.

That random girl was also in the closet, but I chose to ignore her.

As far as I know she isn't part of Akatsuki.

I yelled at them to get back to work and some of them randomly sprung out of the way and

ran for their lives. Even Itachi and I really thought he was the smart one.

Guess I was wrong about that. These people are really driving me crazy.

They should just go on missions as Kakuzu had suggested. I really need some peace and quiet.

Has anyone seen Zetsu by the way? I killed some of his children,

but after that I haven't spotted him. He fought with Itachi?

Well, that's pretty dumb. He's probably in the infirmary then.

I have to tell Konan not to buy anymore flowers. If he does this whole trick all over again I will kill him!

Has anyone seen Konan btw? We are supposed to go on a date tonight.

I have no idea what a date is, but when I agreed she was really happy.

I still had to talk about the missions with her anyway, so I'll do that on the date.

I think I just have the perfect mission for Deidara. Revenge is sweet!

Bow to your god, Pein