Dear Diary,

I finally got you back. Do you have any idea how long I have been looking for you?

You shouldn't make me worry like that. I was really afraid something happened to you.

What do you mean others wrote in you? They have been using my diary!

What kind of person would do such a thing? I need to find out what they wrote. Give me a minute.

Alright, first of all I am not Itachi's boyfriend, nor will I ever marry Sasori and

Tobi may not look at me in Konan's leather skirt. What kind of perverts are they anyway?

And Hidan who wants to teach me something. No, I will not become like him and

I will not take any tips from him, nor will I use them on Itachi or anyone else for that matter.

I really am the only normal one around here.

And why were they all in my closet? Don't they have closets themselves where they could sit in?

It's my hiding place and I believe I hadn't invited them. It was way too crowded in there,

all smashed against the side walls. Sasori made me feel sick and

healthy at the same time which was really annoying. Ever felt like you needed to puke,

but also wanted to run a marathon? It sucks.

Tobi clang to me like the maniac he was. I didn't quite understand his diary entry.

Was that his second personality coming out or is Tobi his second personality?

It's strange they talk to each other like Zetsu does...

Konan should really go and find a freaking life. Like I care what she needs to wear on her date with Pein.

It's not like the zombie even understands what he's doing anyway.

He just thinks they are making plans for missions. Maybe she should wear that leather skirt.

It gives her a sexy edge and maybe Pein notices her then.

All I knew was that I really had to get out of that closet. It was just horrible in there.

Even that creepy girl that really didn't belong there made me feel awful.

It was strange though how she suddenly disappeared, like she had never even been there.

Pein and Kakuzu apparently are mad at me, because they are sending me out on a mission with Sasori.

Itachi punched the wall after he heard it and stalked of angrily. Kisame started laughing and

whispered something about them and a certain talk. I can't believe they still think I would date them.

Maybe I should hide in my closet again, it's pretty cozy there.

So, anyway I was talking about the mission. Well, we are going to the land of lightning and

see what the jinchuuriki there is like. Pein let out a very evil laugh after we left, so I'm a bit worried.

Is he that strong? It can't be that bad, I mean my bombs can blow up everything.

Yeah, I know not you... Why did someone just whisper that I blew they're heart up and

they are giving it to me piece by piece?

I'll just ignore that comment and continue packing. I'm glad I found you in time,

because now you can join me on my mission. I'm sure I have a lot to tell you on the road.

I will really miss Gayfish though and the blowing Kakuzu up. We'll just think it's for a better world,

or something. I haven't been paying attention to the long speeches. Oh, you haven't either?

I know they are totally boring. Some people really need to get a clue and stop talking when people are snoring.

I do not snore! Shut up! It's great talking to you too, stupid diary.

Love, Deidara