Dear Diary,

Today I tried luring out Tobi's second personality. I tried having a serious conversation with him,

didn't work. I tried getting him mad, well, he doesn't get mad. I tried tickling him to death,

but I think he actually liked that. He's been following me around the base ever since,

jumping me once in a while and tickling me. This is getting really annoying.

Love, Deidara