Dear Diary,

Today I heard some strange noises coming from Hidan's room.

I thought he was doing a ritual, so being the curious kid I knocked.

He told me not to come in and a few minutes later Kakuzu came walking

out looking a bit flushed. I peeked inside and saw Hidan's head lying on the floor,

separated from his body, yelling that Kakuzu was a bastard and

needed to sew them back together. I still don't know what happened.

Love, Deidara