Dear Diary,

Today I tried giving Hidan his secret porn stash back, but his door was locked.

Just when I was about to knock I heard strange noises.

As any normal person would do I tried listening in, but it didn't make the sound any clearer.

I sounded like someone was saying the letter A a lot.

Maybe someone was giving him a body check. I'll return the porn later.

Love, Deidara