Dear Diary,

Today Hidan found out I had stolen his secret porn stash and demanded them back.

I asked him why, but he just blushed a bright red and said he needed them f-ing back.

I started whining like every normal person would do and

He finally said it was because there were some movies on there only he and Kakuzu could see.

What did he mean by that?

Love, Deidara