Dear Journal,

I will not call you diary, because that sounds gay. I want to introduce myself. I am dark side, maybe a bit like his anti-self. Of course he acts a little dark himself sometimes, but most of the time that's just me.

Yeah, the blowing up Kakuzu was totally me. Oh and the hating the wedding dress is also totally me. Do you really think that gay guy would turn down that gorgeous white fluffy dress. He would sleep in it if he could, but I won't let him. What do you think that would do to my image? He should wear leather and not the skirt from Konan. No a leather jacket or leather pant, but not too tight. We don't want a camel toe.

Anyway it is nice to finally meet you. Deidara is very fond of you, so I am of course not. Oh, you don't like me either, well that's not a problem at all then.

Wait, gayboy is skipping around me or something. Demanding his diary back. I can't believe he calls you a diary. He's really ruining our image, you know. He should be hating this damn place and blow up everything he sees, but he even let the giant skunk live. Do you have any idea what a skunk did to him when he was only five years old. He sprayed his stink all over him and he still is nice to them. No that just can't do.

Also he was kicked by a redhead ones and now his partner is a redhead. He should be blown to pieces, but nooo he lets him sleep next to him. I mean come on! We can do so much better and eviler than this. I mean I am cool like that, you know.

The ladies love me I might add, but apparently this guy only attracts men. This was not how it was supposed to happen. I should have three fangirls, instead of three fanboys. Thankfully Deidara understands that he's not supposed to date one of them, but how long will that take? Maybe he will start cross-dressing more and then we are really screwed, literally.

Deidara is annoying me again and this time blowing things up with butterflies. Seriously, butterflies? Can't he think of something tough like an eagle or something. He should totally make something looking like a lion, that would be awesome.

This is just loads of crap. The redhead is staring like me like I'm invisible and holding a floating journal. What do you mean that's exactly what he's seeing. You mean he can't see me? What a loser.

Sorry you got a little wet there. OMG, he's now blowing us up with white pigeons. Does he want to get married or something, this is just horrible! I need to teach him a lesson.

So I just blew him up with a wolf figurine and he flew a few feet away. Now he knows how he should fight. I'll hope he actually will remember it. You just keep an eye out and try to keep him cool, okay?

Peace out journal, aradieD