By TOTALLY REAL NEWS
Written, 22/4/2022 - 4/4/2024

Have you ever wondered what hotdogs are made of?

You may think they are made out of meat or maybe a occasional factory worker, but locals of a factory say otherwise!

"Yeah I think it might be the microplastics or something." Said one pedestrian, wearing a tinfoil hat and eating our only microphone, "Maybe aliens."

"They've come to destroy us all! Gather olive oil! Cook your children! Prepare for the nuclear fallout!" Said another, whilst running from us.

We've personally come to the conclusion that it is made of real dogs. We have no evidence. Stop asking.

FIND OUT MORE ABOUT THE END OF THE WORLD AT:

www.MyDogAteMyHomeworkAndTheEarth.exe

(Still don't try it)