By TOTALLY REAL NEWS
Written, 19/4/2022

I someone asked you, "Do pigs fly?", you'd surely say no! But Jonh Definitelyarealperson would disagree!

John Definitelyarealperson is a 38 year old man who lives in his parents basement in Florida. Today he claimed to have seen a pig fly! "Well, it was big, pink, and flying." Jonh reports.

Experts found it was actually a pink plastic bag.

FIND OUT MORE ABOUT PLASTIC AT:

www.PlasticForToddlerandTurtle.com

(Not actually a website, don't try it)