Man: Hey there, remember me?
Woman: Um... no
Man: I was the caterer that found you
Woman: What? Are you crazy
Man: I found you naked on the floor
Woman: Oh, yea, it's you,
Man: you wanna fuck
Woman: Nah, I've got a man
Man: how old are you
Woman: that's rude you prick
Man: HOW OLD ARE YA
Woman: 86
Man: Yum, must be tasty
Woman: you bubblegumdumbdumb!
Man: *sniffs and licks lips*
Woman: you monster! How old are you
Man: 18
Woman: your dick hasn't sprouted yet
Man: oh yes it has
Woman: well, not to my liking
Man: you wanna see
Woman: I don't have a microscope sry
Man: huh?
Woman: ya can't see it with the human eye
Man: Fuck you
Woman: Ik you wanna fuck me Richerd