97. More than 99% of the human population doesn't know you. (Unless you are really famous, which, if you're spending your time reading this book, you most likely aren't.)

98. If you drive too fast near a school zone, you are considered reckless and rude. If you drive too slowly near a school zone, you are considered a creep. 

99. Humans make it so that it is easier to go to hell than heaven. After all, there is a highway to hell but only a stairway to heaven.