94. I don't understand why most job applications say stuff like "must be fluent in Spanish." I mean, why would they say that in English? It would be easier to say something like"Debe ser fluido en este idioma."

95. The moment when you realize that you've used the letter "x" more in math than you have in English. (*Algebra flashback intensifies.) 

96. I know I look like I'm having deep thoughts, but most of the time I'm thinking about what I'm gonna eat for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. Oh, and I'm always mentally debating if I should have a midnight snack.