88. Shouldn't the words "staff member" and "peanut butter" make you laugh? (If you laughed at either one of those terms, it means you have a dirty mind. Like me. If you didn't laugh, consider yourself lucky, LMAO)

89. The only reason hate exists is because love exists as well. 

90. Toasters are tanning beds for bread. (And all of the other food you may stuff down there, LMAO.)